When Maury Povich takes a dive, I don't know where I'm going to get to see real Americans anymore.**
Montel Williams Show Ends (LINK)
From about '93 to '95, I used to stan for talk shows.
I know I wasn't he only one.
There were so many, I can't attempt to remember them all. The hosts were instigators and those guests were over the top and then some! The best ones would come on after 3pm in the after-school hours with my favorite being The Ricki Lake Show. Ricki was sooo messy and loved to make snide comments while acting as if she was on the guests side.
Remember when that doorbell would ring and a surprise guest would come out? That was exciting stuff for a middle-schooler.
I can remember back to the time when The Jerry Springer Show was normal. Then, the guests on his show started to get out of hand here and there...then EVERYBODY was fighting!
Brittany the Transsexual who impregnated his/her ex girlfiend and fought those two viewers? Remember his/her mom who kept trying to use big words, but used them alllll wrong??
That was classic stuff!
I'm not gonna lie, we were loving that stuff for a minute, then that sillyness got old and the shows started to get more and more desperate.
Remember Tempestt Bledsoe's show? That was such a bad idea.
This is classic Ricki. When that woman's wig got yanked, I damn near fainted.
I remember these two fools...the inspiration for Quann and Kandiii.
Fast ass lil girls on their way to boot camp. Jenny Jones tried so hard.
What?! This chick is 16, a stripper and has four children?!
The smartass responses from the audience...
"If you're so paid, why do you shop at the $7 store?"
"Drop that zeero and get yourself a hero!"
...Maury when the white woman who told her white boyfriend their child came out black looking because she's part Mexican...
**By the way, how come you never meet people like these?
Be grateful for small blessings.
What Is We Gon Do?!!
Crank Dat Vote
It's an election year and politico geeks like myself are pumped. Here is what's going on in the bastardized world of entertainment/politics.
Disclaimer: Republicans were intentionally left out of this posting.
No, Thank You/Who Cares/Who Asked You?
Kimora Endorses Hillary Clinton (LINK)
"...In addition, seeing Hillary as President would be an inspiration to my daughters, knowing that they too can be anything they want if they have the determination to make it happen. "
Hulk Hogan Chooses Obama (LINK)
I always pegged him as a Bushie (look at that shirt).
"If I had to step out to say who I really believe in, who catches my ear and makes sense and really can make a change, I'd say Obama.
"Everybody plays this card - the bad guy card, the dirty politics, they talk about how people dress, act and look. And Obama's the choice. He seems like the real deal. He's the only choice."
YT Is Pull-Back-Your-Toenails-Burn-Down-Your-House-Funny (LINK)
Barack Obama rhymes with "yo mama", black people tawk lik dis, the White House's bills won't get paid and other presidential observations from some residents in the Hamptons, Alec Baldwin reports.
Undecided? Want To Know Where the Candidates Stand?
Answer a short quiz. Vote Chooser (Thanks, Nicole!)
Rate the issues. Glassbooth
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You know that I love and care for all of you, but your entertainers bore me.
-Meiki
What's Wrong With Me?
I don't trust my friends.
I don't trust anybody.
If only I had a 30-something guru of all things black and womany, I could be helped out of this funk. For me, it's not fulfilling anymore to be JUST a stunt double for The Weather Girls.
I need more.
I need clarity.
As Jada Avenue says, I need sustenance!!!
Please assist...as I know you have the answers. Tiff-nay, your input would be golden.
Me And You Must Neva Part
(LINK) Jamie Foxx Reality Show
Would you want this man to teach you style and sophistication?
Well, alrighty then.
I'm really mad Michael Clarke Duncan's wifey had to stop by the 80's right quick and hit up The Real Roxanne's boudoir before coming to this event...
Welcome Home, Roscoe Brown
Attractive, huh?
Jerramy Stevens
(LINK)"i know that you are not going to beliewhat i have to say especially after satterday night but when i got your e-mail today i laughed a first but then it started to sink in and my heart started to break as i read over your words.
"i realize that i have [messed] up and I want to talk to you about being with you and how i can make it up to you. this is not a joke i want to have you in my arms and know that you are mine and ythat nothing that i have done or [a friend] has said caould ever change the way that i feel about you. when i think back to the night that i spent with you by ourselves i wish that i would have done one thing and that is, i wish i would have put ... "
Stevens then describes, in explicit terms, an anal-sex act he wanted to do to her. He closes with: "you whore dont ever utter my name again."
Crazy is in the spelling of the beholder. Read More......
Bitch Fit '08: Laid To Rest
"I’ve removed all links to some of the blog “drama” over this post , that had one blogger linking to me a couple of days ago, not once but twice. I talked about resolving to be a better woman and a friend in 2008 with this post late last year. And what I’ve known for sure since I was 7 at Turkey Thicket playground is that antagonizing other women is NOT how you make a friend on or off the net (thank you Jia for showing young women how its really done). Alas I chalk it up to that crowd being young and 20. Though its never cute or endearing, that “I was feeling you but now I hate you” BS is even less attractive at 32, which is why I wish I never even responded to the first childish bait" [cue Looney Tunes theme]
Ever notice when someone gets their ass handed to them on a platter, they then deem the whole brouhaha to be nothing more than "childish games", games they created and actively participated in, but games no less? Go be a "grown woman" Tiff-nay. Apparently, being grown means googling the hell out of my user names and looking at my Myspace, My Blog Log, gynecological records, middle school lunch menus and this here blog. Well go head on with ya bad self!
Tiff-Pac has taken the high road and put an end to the blog post beef that she manufactured all in her head. I would provide a link, but The Comeback Girl seems to equate link backs to her blog as my envy/friend request, so I don't want to confuse that child any more than she already is (you already need a dictionary, thesaurus and a world negro encyclopedia to understand what the hell she's saying, anyway). After deleting and banning users of any opinions posted her blog that do not 100% agree with hers, I'm happy to see that she has managed to create an epic drama to where she plays the role of victim, avenger and hero. That's the sign of a true writer. Bravo, Tiff! The Comeback Girl is going places, including the hell out of my face!
I'll let this white boy express my sentiment to the freedom writers of the world:
With a dollop of:
Take a second of your time to tell Tiff-nay how you feel since she's actively deleting comments and banning commenters who ask for clarity after painfully getting through any of her asinine rants. We KNOW you're reading. Take the questions and criticisms in stride, Tiff-nay. You'll be all the better for it.
Who Is You?
John Legend Is Taking Jobs From Unemployed Actresses (LINK 1, 2)
Smooth-voiced soul star John Legend has signed on as the new face of liquor Baileys Irish Cream. The singer jumped at the chance to lend his image and sound to the popular cordial because he loved the idea of fans enjoying a glass while listening to his music.
The drinks firm is currently sponsoring Legend's Homeschool tour.
Jill Marie Jones was keeping her hair tight and keeping her car note current...finally showing all the doubters that she did not need the machine of Girlfriends to keep her name in the streets! She was shilling for one of the worst concoctions in the world: alcohol and mixed with milk. ...But it worked for her. All of a sudden, singer John Legend pulls the rug out from under Jill and her comeback tour. For shame! John Legend, who is you?
Who In the Hell Is Ridin' For Flo?
Flo Rida Still Holds Off Alicia Keys And Timbaland
Flo Rida has scored a fifth week atop the U.S. pop charts with his hit Low. The rapper's success at number one keeps Alicia Keys "No One" and Timbaland's "Apologize" stuck at two and three respectively for the third week running.
Who are these people keeping this song number one? I know that I have discriminating musical tastes, but this song is truly terrible! Is it that bad out there? Women are throwing their panties at Plies, The Dream gets the girls hot and this song makes it past the 106 & Park crowd into the mainstream...it ain't right! Music buyers, who is you?
Ay Dios Mio!
(LINK)
It's no doubt you've heard this by now, but I can't help but to wonder when did musical biopics ever feature singers over actors. It's a biography about musicians, not a musical film, so wouldn't the singing parts of the film be lip synched anyway? We all knew Angela Bassett wasn't really singing Nutbush City Limits, but she acted her ass off in that role. By the way, thank the Lord that the Tina Turner story has already made it to film because we now know who film makers would have blindly given the title role. Why isn't it important to actually be an actor to act anymore...so casting directors, who in the hell is you?!
This One Right Here
Along with Blu Cantrell, Shar Jackson not only needs to be investigated for mail fraud, (because that would explain why they get their hands on these red carpet invitations) she also needsto be kicked in the ass for those blue color contacts. Middle school is over, honey. It's not cute nor impressive. Blue-eyed black woman, who is you?
If You Want To Decorate A Poon Palace
Craigslist Is the Debbil (LINK)
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Pusé couch creator, who is you?
Raise Yo Kids, Raise Yo Kids, Raise Yo Goddamn Kids!
National African American Parent Involvement Day is February 11. That's the same day as the premiere of Flavor of Love 3, so we black folks have a decision to make.
Why in the blue hell is there a day set aside to remind African American parents that they have children to care for? This is right up there with National Wash Your Ass Night and Wipe Front To Back Week. Yeah, maybe their intent was genuine, but why is this event geared towards African American parents? The implication is overwhelming. If you're a parent who needs a sanctioned holiday to remind you to actively be involved in the lives of your children, it shouldn't matter what race you are. You're pathetic in any shade. I don't need to know who you is. Read More......
Write This Down!
"I call her my lil' bust it baby cause she keep it tight."
"When I tell her to bust, aint gotta tell her twice."
Plies is doing a reality show called "Plies Bust It Baby."
The auditions are February 9th, 1pm at the Studio Inc. on Waters Ave. in Tampa, FL.
If there are any aspiring models, actresses, video "decoration persons", etc., go and get your fame on...
In case you're wondering:
(courtesy of the Petals of A Rose (dumbass))
Video Ho - an attractive, tramp who sleeps with singers/rappers to get in their videos and, perhaps, become the head bitch ho
Video Vixen - an attractive woman who appears in videos, but doesn't exchange sexual favors to be in the videos or to hang out with the singers/rappers
Bust it baby - a young lady with a tight vagina that puzzy whips a man; she is easily available which some have termed makes her loose
If any of you are interested in attending the audition, please let me know. I would like to send you off properly...with a good swift kick.
You Know Who Else Is Taking Applications?
If you are interested contact:
Camaro Divine
69 Zest Circle
Atlanta, GA 30301
Hmph. Who Knew?
Apparently, this person does not think I self-deprecate at an acceptable level, therefore proving her point that brown female bloggers are catty, petty, fugly wombats who lay out their insecurities on "celebrities". I plan to change that soon and focus only on myself ...Starting with the time I was mistaken for both the Weather Girls at Atlantic Station.
Enjoy the remainder of your weekend...
Party and Bullsh*t
I bring to you the beautiful people from all across urban America.
I hope she has a chemistry lab to go to because that look is not the bizness.
That young, tight ass vest is cutting off circulation to her roots.
Speaking of young, tight ass vests...
I don't know if that's a blessing or a curse...
I'm mad at her homemade capri pants.
I bet don't even know who the hell that is. It like she doesn't care, either.
Baggin' saggin' Belinda.
She's poppin' everything but...
And those Flinstone feet back there can do some real damage.
Speaking of Flinstone Foot Girl, why can we see her ill-fitting "Thursday" panties through those sheer leggings. And on a Tuesday night?
Can we retire this damn look?! Damn!
I haven't seen an S-Curl like that since Keith Washington was on Martin.
Go 'head on, Chad from Accounting!
Speaking of Flavor of Love...
New York's tranny sibling, Riker's Island came out to kick it.
Bootz' cousin, Prison Slipper came out also.
Is she going to a slumber party with that big ass bag?
To quote someone:
nukkaplease
WTF? Is that a manly chick or sensitive faced dude?
LMBAO at "sensitive faced dude".
I didn't know it was possible to look like a broke J. Holiday.
You can tell a male stripper when you see one because they don't own any regular clothes. That rhinestone jacket and cowboy hat combo is killing me.
I bet his stage name is Bayge cHAWKlate.
That dress is fugly. That is all. Oh, and she's gonna bust her ass if she makes one false move.
Damn, girl. Leave something for later.
Do Indians have a version of the name 'Toine? Baby is working those hair swirls.
No words.
Brolic!
Where do all of these grown women get lollipops in the club? From the slot next to the tampons in the bathroom? Ugggh. Looking like a strung out Cat In the Hat.
She looks like the Hamburgler on estrogen.
Proof that normal people still go to clubs. I haven't lost hope.
She's staring because she can't see with that sh*t on her eyes.
$50 that this is Diddy's next gravatar.
Or this one.
Or this one.
Those betches nasty.
