Finally, Some Real Women On The Cover!

Next month's issue of King features two covers of women that I can finally identify with. Last month's issue with Stacey Dash on the cover really had me doubting my worth in this world, but now with the upcoming covers featuring some model of some sort, Dolicia Bryant and round-headed Asian, Tila Tequila, real women are making a comeback!.




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As a woman with wonky-eyed tendencies, I am very proud that Dolicia Bryant chooses to go out and represent us to the fullest extent. Kudos to King for not even trying to Photoshop her eyes into focus! Thank you!






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Women, like myself, with big ass heads who have to work twice as hard than everyone else to develop a strong neck have Tila Tequila to look to for inspiration. Ms. Tequila has been my idol ever since she lugged that thing to the heights of fame by becoming the most popular person on Myspace. We girls with big ass heads don't get chances like this too often. Thank you Tila Tequila for being the Hillary Clinton of worthless fame!


Thank you, Dolicia, Tila and King. Now my big ass headed children and their wonky-eyed children's children will now have a fighting chance in the future.