Ladies and Gents, the beautiful people representing urban nightlife.
Amber Rose's cousin Bronze Ragweed.
This middle aged Bratz model needs some career options.
Does need to shit out a STOP sign?
She needs to ask dude to pinch that bra so that back tittays can breave.
Looking like an Old ass pre-teen...
With her ass eating those old onesie shorts.
Thunkles looks like a rejected Pepto Bismol bottle.
LaCuchara'cha and MC Menopause do a pose before they hit the stage.
And the bra is for...? Those tittays got in a fight with gravity and go their asses kicked.
She needs a Craftsman™ laser leveler to correct this shit.
Those things look like victims of domestic violence.
Party and Bullsh*t
Happy Birthday, Charka!
Happy [**cough**st,rd,nd,th], Charka!
What a precious way to end 2009! 
How To Get Your Man Back 101
Yeah, girl, if you kill that baby, you'll be #1 in his world.
Furious her husband got another woman pregnant, a Brooklyn wife hatched a ghastly plot to kill the baby - first with an abortion drug, then with bottled poison, police sources said.
Keisha Jones was in custody Friday night after a month-long investigation uncovered the mom of four's diabolical scheme against Monique Hunter's child, the sources said.
Jones, 38, tricked Hunter, then seven months pregnant, into taking a drug that induces abortions - and she went into premature labor, investigators said.
Once Hunter, 25, gave birth to her son, Jones allegedly tried to finish him off by sending a toxic liquid to the hospital disguised as breast milk.
Thankfully, officials at Kings County Hospital were suspicious of the substance, which arrived inside two 20-ounce Poland Spring bottles, and called cops.
"She's got what she deserved," Hunter fumed Friday night as cops weighed charges against Jones. "She should have thought about it before she did it."
Hunter said she had been dating Jones' husband, Anthony Jones, for three years but didn't know he was married. When Keisha Jones found out Hunter was pregnant, she was enraged, cops say.
On Oct. 26, she called Hunter and fooled her into believing she worked at her doctor's office - using a service that masks a person's phone number and voice, sources said.
She left several messages with Hunter, saying the mom-to-be needed to take a certain medication to ensure her baby didn't have Down syndrome, sources said.
Hunter said she was told she needed to pick up the drugs at a pharmacy near Kings County Hospital, which surprised her because her doctor had never called in prescriptions there.
The prescription was for cytotec, a medicine designed to treat stomach ulcers that is also used to end pregnancies. Cops did not explain how the pharmacy wound up dispensing the medicine.
Hunter unwittingly took the cytotec the following day and immediately went into labor, giving birth to Anthony Jr. at Kings County Hospital.
Six days later, on Nov. 3, Keisha Jones called the hospital and said she was sending breast milk for the baby, sources said.
A man showed up soon after with two containers of a white liquid, arousing the suspicion of hospital workers. Police did not reveal what chemical was in the bottles.
Investigators are trying to determine who the man with the "milk" was. They do not believe Anthony Jones was involved in any way.
Hunter said she found out about the plot only after giving birth. "I didn't know anything about this situation until after I had delivered," she said.
Jones faces reckless endangerment and forged medical prescription charges, both felonies, and a misdemeanor criminal impersonation charge. She is expected to be arraigned today.
Despite the ordeal, Anthony Jr. is in good condition at Kings County Hospital, she said. "The doctors told me he's going to be okay," Hunter added.
This fool didn't even get mad at the other woman, this bich made a b-line for the fetus. Read More......
Drop Ya Lanks
WTH is going on? You know by now not to count on me to know.
So drop your lanks on anything you find intersting in Haloscan... I'm up in there.
This Pleasure P Business...
If you don't know the story, here it is.
Do you think this is some scandal for attention shit?
The shit that people do nowadays to get their name out there is a gatdamn shame. That's the big reason why I question anything circulating around some fly by night ass "celebrity".
This dude Pleasure P is not a stranger of setting up scenes to get his name out there. Here are just two examples here and here.
But Meik, child molestation to gain publicity?
R. Kelly, Roman Polanski and the female face boxer Chris Brown ain't hurting and they have more than enough people championing their cause.
I don't have any evidence, but my spidey sense be tingling on this one.
What do you think?
It Ain't Right and It Ain't Okay
It's so cold in the PNB, how the fuck I'm posta keep peace?
I say this about once a week, but I am SO glad that YouTube was not around when my friends and I were teenagers. If it were, it would be full of stuff like this starring us.
I officially hate the person who posted this the other day. This shit had me in tears. It looks like a group of friends got drunk, watched a movie and decided to act it out.
I've only seen Crooklyn once, but the only parts worth remembering are the scenes involving Aunt Song.
When she discovers Queenie, her dog dead inside the sofa bed at the sleepover. "QUEENIE! OH LAWD JESUS MASTER WHY?!!":
Aunt Song can't deal with no nappy hair:
Separated at Birth?
Kelis is known for her funky style and devil may care attitude, but methinks she went way back and jacked someone for this ghetto mullet.
It's Red Sonja, bitch and she wants her style back.
QOTD: Jump Off Edition
Totally jacking parts of this post from LiveJournal, but...
I can't help but to wonder whathappened to the days when mistresses kept shit under wraps.
Another tragic woman from Tiger's recent past has shown up for her airtime.
I'm not EVEN in the mood to discuss what she said here:
"...[H]e was like "you should go." He told me that he has a hard time sleeping in the same bed with somebody.
You fell for that?
This brings me to the question of the day:
If you were sleeping with a celebrity, would you tell anybody? Would you go public?
I wouldn't. Hell no. It's not necessary. No way.
But if The Rock and I were smashing, I would need to mime that shit out on YouTube or something. BUT I AIN'T SAYING NOTHING! Read More......
The Follow-Up To "Iown wont chew da lye. I wont chew da tale la truff."
Part I: The Bidet DVD
Part II: I Am Falling Off DVD:
Two things:
1. Has Beylolo's voice always been that deep?
2. Did Beylolo fall into a vat of that Sammy Sosa soap?
2009 Bayou Classic Battle of the Bands
I've always been biased towards Southern University. Grambling State has always been lacking, but dammit they aren't even trying anymore.
Southern University:
Grambling State:
I Hope We Don't Catch A Contact High
Blast From the Past concert coming to Atlanta's Philips Arena Friday, December 11th.
Starring:
Guy
Dru Hill
Blackstreet
K-Ci and JoJo
Next
Changing Faces
Jagged Edge
and MOFO TROOP!
Who wants to go?
Who else is missing?
1. Shai
2. B Rock and the Biz
3. ???
Dookey Got Em Crazy
Athens mom, kids charged in love triangle beating
Tipped off that her boyfriend was about to have sex with another woman when he accidentally dialed her phone, a 32-year-old Athens woman attacked her competition, kicking her, beating her with a pool stick and dragging her by her hair, police said.
As a result, Xochitl Bernice Valdez-Mendoza and her teenage children were in custody Tuesday. Valdez-Mendoza is charged with aggravated assault and false imprisonment and two counts each of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and third-degree child cruelty. Her 16-year-old daughter and 14-year-old son are being held in the Gainesville Regional Youth Detention Center on assault and false imprisonment charges.
According to Athens police, the man inadvertently dialed Valdez-Mendoza’s number from his cellphone around 3:30 a.m. and that is how she could hear that her boyfriend, a manager at El Paisano, and a 20-year-old restaurant employee were preparing to have sex.
Valdez-Mendoza and her children immediately drove to the closed restaurant.
Valdez-Mendoza pounded on a window and finally used a flower vase to shatter the glass to get inside, according to police.
The report said Valdez-Mendoza found the couple in a back room.
The man ran away and could not be found while the younger woman was allegedly attacked.
Police said Valdez-Mendoza pummeled the younger woman with a pool stick, dragged her by her hair into the restaurant’s dining room and then kicked and punched her. The teenagers helped their mother by pushing down the younger woman when she tried to get up and by blocking her escape, according to police. [AJC]
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Brought To You By The Letter R
Alright, time for a random ass random post...you know, just know you can know where I am. Jump in if you'd like...
1. If it weren't for my YouTube friend in my head, I wouldn't have even bothered with it, but Rih Rih's new album is the shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
2. Damn this story ain't going nowhere. Tiger got his ass kicked by a Viking. He's gonna start going by his negro name and pull a reverse Lionel Richie and get him a sista.
3. Would you let a dude in skinny jeans holler?
4. The event formerly known as the "Meet 'N Greet" will happen somewhere 'round South Beach -- so start stretching out those booty shorts.
5. WHODATSAYTHEYGONBEATDEMSAINTS!
6. Saw Kandi Buruss at Kroger midnight shopping the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. It sho as hell beat seeing Bobbay Valentino in Sally Beauty Supply.
7. While on the elevator the last morning of my cruise, a woman saw me and said that she had me on tape doing some thangs from the previous night at a pool party. I thought she was just messing with me or getting me confused with someone until she described everything I wore that night the T while my sister fell out laughing. I didn't look up until I got home that night.
8. 10 year HS reunions? Worth bothering for?
9. Anybody else watch The Monique Show? Once you get past the hollering, it's not bad at all.
10. Anybody who bothers putting up with me are angels in my book. I love all of y'all.
