I'll start.
1. Don't post this shit to Facebook.
(sorry, couldn't post under cut, coding is all kinds of messed up)
Tips? Got Any Tips for Our Sister?
LisaRaye: The Real McCoy or The Semi-Incestuous Side-Eye Half-Hour
This is not necessarily a review on Queen* LisaRaye McCoy's reality show, but just a moment to clear up a few things.
You people can't stop mentioning the fact that LisaRaye can't keep her mouth off the face of her grown ass daughter, Kai.
Now I know you want to yell, "No means NO!" but you see, Kai supposedly promised mommy on her 42nd birthday 42 kisses at 42 seconds apiece.
Yes. Kai volunteered to be assaul... um, affectioned.
LisaRaye mauling her daughter for lip action isn't crazy. Her daughter just made a promise to make out with her. LisaRaye is just showing Kai that it's important to keep your promises. LisaRaye is a good mommy. Not a Freaky McNasty, okay?!!
You know, for someone who constantly runs from and complains at the fact that she is mostly known for playing a country ass stripper, RayeRaye has a hard time showing it:
Hosting a remedial stripper showcase:
Watch the Magic City empowerment pageant (or the full episode) here!
One more thing:
Now, when this um, part came up, our own Devil's Advocate wondered out loud what we all were thinking:
Ladies, don't slide sans sanitation.
*If this chick says she got married into royalty one mo gin...
Oh, and one more, one more thing: (no images, sorry :[ )
Um, Brandy, I know you had a damn mirror more than two weeks ago. Your follicle game ain't been kosher for the last couple of albums.
The way your eyes sit on your head, you should've seen those askew ass wigs from all angles. Your friends ain't your friends.
But she came to Wendy wearing a full bang, so I think she got the memo, y'all.
VH1's Sundy Night Lineup Summarized By Twitter
You know that What Chilli Wants, Basketball Wives and Brandy and Ray J: Family Business are so vapid and predictable that each episode can be summarized in 140 characters or less by the Twatters I'm following.
What Chilli Wants
Basketball Wives re: Jennifer, the show's only actual wife and her husband, Eric Williams.
Brandy and Ray J: Family Business
That is all.
Star Wars Baptist Church Game Proper
Comedian/Actress Shondrella Avery appeared last week on The Mo'Nique Show wearing the most peculiar of styles.
A space-age designer dress with church shoes.
Yeah.
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Zestfully Tween
I thank the Lord regularly for allowing me to reach well into adulthood before YouTube and the like became the norm. Shit, I'm just remembering the stuff we used to do with just a tape recorder.
You Know You Ain't S***
To the person who made me aware of this video.
A&E's Intervention is a very serious show that deals with very serious issues, yet, somehow, some people like to shake my sainthood by making me crack the hell up by pointing out something like this...
