I know you're just dying to know who came away winners at last night's MTV Movie awards, but you're going to have to Google that ish because I don't even think MTV transmits to my household anymore.
But here are some black folks they let come...
KeKe Palmer
Taraji P. Henson
Lil Wayne for some reason
Lil Mamaduke
31May2009
31
May
2009
Addressing This One Last Time
28May2009
28
May
2009
It may not be my place to say this since this is Meik's blog but being a contributer, regular, and after reading the comments after I left in the last post I just gotta say something. I don’t know who “Sam” REALLY is and honestly I don’t care anymore but your comments have finally crossed the line and become totally disrespectful. I personally don’t care if you hate me or my comments on this blog but there are others that I know you have offended. We’ve been chatting it up for almost two years now having a good time now and some of us, myself included, do pretend to be other people for amusement. But you‘ve been taking it way too far and it‘s no longer cute nor funny. We are all GROWN ASS ADULTS here. So if you feel like you need to continue to hide behind some fake name instead of addressing anyone on here about whatever problems you may have with them then please find the nearest corner, saddown and shut the phuck up.
That is all.
Open Post:
27May2009
27
May
2009
Today's Open is brought to you by the Letter
And the number
Also for your viewing pleasure --->
http://wigcrypt.blogspot.com/2009/05/same-shit-different-toilet.html
At the Movies
26May2009
26
May
2009
I hope everyone had a safe and enjoyable holiday weekend. Well, this weekend it rained off and on ALL WEEKEND!!! **sigh** So, I watched a few movies. Check out my reviews:
This movie was good, but too long!!! The highlights for me were when the old man kept telling the stories about how he got struck by lightning 7 times and when Passa called himself "healing" Queenie & Benjamin and then he had a heart attack.
I liked this movie!! It was kind of like the Kingdom, but with a random romance plot thrown in. The best thing this movie has to offer is Hanni Salaam (Mark Strong)!!**swoon**
This is my new ish!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE British gangster flicks ( Layer Cake, Revolver, etc)!! And it didn't help that Idris was in it talking with that cockney accent!! PPM*
*PPM= Poise Pad Moment
SO, WHAT DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND?
In Case You Were Wondering.......
22May2009
22
May
2009
It has been brought to my attention that some people are still unawares of what exactly a muffin top is.
Muffin Top: Visible back and belly fat which extends beyond the waistline of the pants.
For your edification....
If your pants look like this, it's time to go up a size (or 2).
Have a Happy Memorial Day Fam!!!!
TOP THREE: Dream Cars
21May2009
21
May
2009
After taking my baby (01 Honda Civic) to the shop yesterday for some new struts, I saw my dream car at a nearby car lot. I made Hubby stop so I could get a closer view. As I perused the car with great intensity (it was almost a poise pad moment!!), in my mind, I could already see myself driving this baby wearing a pair of my 4 for $20 shades, pulling up next to a Dodge Charger or Mustang GT @ the light, revving up the engine, and making them EAT MY DUST!!!
MY DREAM CAR!!!! Chevorlet Camaro SS
My other Top Two:
Cadillac Escalade HYBRID
Audi S5
So, what are your TOP THREE DREAM CARS??
The Choice is Yours
Gals:
A man with Corn rows or a man with a relaxer?
Dook: Thick or Long?
Bad Skin or Love Handles?
Michael Ealy or Idris Elba?
Professional Athletes or Rappers/singers/producers?
A man with a body or A man with a personality?
Sexy eyes or Sexy Smile?
One really bad kid or 3 really good kid with 3 different mothers?
Boxers or Boxer Briefs?
Incredible sex once a week or regular sex 3 times a week
Method Man or Andre 3000?
Bald head or Braids?
Shorter than you Or taller than you?
Guys:
A Woman with a tattoo on her neck or a Woman that smokes?
Getting sexually teased or getting shut down?
Having to wait 3 months for sex or Getting it after a week and it’s not the business?
Woman wearing nothing or Wearing a Beater and boy-shorts?
Flat ass or Flat Chest?
Cassie or Kim K.?
A banging white woman or A gorgeous overweight black woman?
Acne or Facial hair?
Fine with 3 Kids & 760 credit score or Fine with 0 Kids and a 456 credit score?
Sexy eyes or Sexy lips?
Thick or Slim?
Confession Wednesday
20May2009
20
May
2009
Anyone have anything they want to confess? Speak now or forever hold your peace. And confessing anon is NOT an option today. We all family here!
So ummm diddy’s friend aka Lurk McGurk……….
Twas me!
Hell I was bored, sue me*no Samantha*
Open Post
19May2009
19
May
2009
As we eagerly await for D.A. to tell us about her run in with the law feel free to discuss whatever you want.
Some things to ponder:
Who is Dolla?
Who's watching RHNJ tonight?
Why is T.I. having a going away party for 60 days in jail?
Party And Bullish
15May2009
15
May
2009
Since Meik is busy taking care of buisness here's this weeks P&B provided by the wonderful people of the DMV! This is all I could dig up so enjoy.
One of these things just doesn't belong, one of these things just isn't the same.....
TOP FIVE: Black Movies
14May2009
14
May
2009
What are your top 5 black films??
I'll tally the score at the end of the day!!
Wayback Wednesday
13May2009
13
May
2009
Today's Wayback Wednesday features one of the greatest girl groups of all times!!! There was no lead singer (ahem Destiny Child)They could all sing.
12May2009
12
May
2009
So so sorry.
I always have every intention of posting daily, but I suck at multi-multi-tasking.
The last kid is graduating Friday after next and I'm helping out with all the things that go along with that...prom...the ceremony and preparing to host a bed and breakfast for relatives who will arrive into town 30 minutes before they let you know they're coming to crash. Between this and a new PT schedule with my mom, my usual MS attention will be diverted for the next few days. Please forgive me but don't forgive the eleventy other folks who can but choose not to post on this here blog.
TTYS!
In the Mean Time...
... In Between Time...
http://wigcrypt.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-am-disgusted-with-all-of-you.html
Enjoy Beeches!
QOTD
06May2009
06
May
2009
This post Monday got me to wondering, but I'm too cynical to come up with any real points. So the QOTD:
What are the pros and cons getting married?
Da Hell?
What do you get when you cross racial awareness with the ECNOYEB Skool of Acktering?
This commercial.
Meet My Summer Plans
Hell to the yeah.
Speaking of movies, I saw "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" last night. I didn't know that movie was that damn funny. Ving Rhames playing the gay firefighter had me in. tears.
Anyway, what movies do you plan to see? What are some good ones?
Star Trek? Wolverine? Harry Potter? G.I. Joe? Ice Age 3? Bruno? I Got The Hook Up 2?
ValentiMes Tragedy
04May2009
04
May
2009
Involuntary celibacy (incel) -- when you ain't getting any, but not by choice.
Watch a young lady in her 30's sit and explain.
NOBODY WANTS TO SCREW ME...WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?!!!?!!!?11?!!!
Just...just watch.
A few gems before you begin:
The obligatory black men ain't shit statement: "If I see a black woman that's, you know, older or whatever with a man, I'll be like 'Good for you!' Even if she's with a black guy, it's 'Good for you.'"
"I mean, if I go to Europe, I'd probably find a husband in forty-five days."
"The homeless have soup kitchens on Thanksgiving BUT I AS A SINGLE WOMAN GET NOTHING ON VALENTINE'S DAY."
Don't get frustrated ahead of time and not look. It's really fun to point and laugh at serious people like this.
Party and Bullsh*t
01May2009
01
May
2009
A note about 'Party & Bullsh*t':
I received this email during my mini hiatus:
Hi Meiki,
I recently came across your website through a forward from a concerned friend. It appears that you have a picture of a dear friend of ours with some mean and hurtful comments. Seeing this post it has opened my eyes as to how careful we each must be with our image during this digital age where every action you take can be captured by someone or pictures spread anywhere without your permissioning
It was the following post, and we would greatly appreciate if you would remove the picture and the comments from your website.
http://meikisquared.com/2008/03/party-and-bullsht_14.html
Thank you in advance.
Samantha
Samantha is referring to this:
Wesley Snipes is making extra money on the side modeling bootleg 80's prom dresses?!
Samantha,
Yeah...no.
To paraphrase Chris Rock, have you looked around this muthafucka lately?
I don't give a damn about hurt feelings, especially on anything Party and Bullshit-related.
Your "friend" (good one) knew damn well that pic was taken to be posted on a public site--a site where adolescent males mainly go to rate female asses. I bet you wouldn't have a problem with that, but as soon as I bring up your
So I'm going to have to deny your little request. Only Sisqo gets accommodated around here.
Next time Samantha, don't let your friend drink and dress, better yet, be a friend ahead of time and tell your friend to play down the Noxeema Jackson-ness next time.
To Wong Foo,
MeikiSquared
Now, the beautiful people across urban America.
She ain't have to buy all the shit near Wong's Beauty register.
She needed to unpack those saddlebags before she showed them off.
Did the surgeon carve her face with a spork?
No, seriously.
Speaking of having work done, that blonde hair is all wrong.
Who let King Tut out the tomb?
She needs to get a French's perm to take care of those edges.
Are they looking for the prince of Zamunda?
What kind of deodorant does she use, Secret™ Soot Formula?
Those are a couple of Fredrick Douglass' old hoes.
She had to read people's palms to afford the price at the door.
After looking at her and her friend, the white powder on her purse makes sense.
Looking like an out of work Now N Later.
She needs to wet that apple and rub it between her eyes.
She could've permed that belly hair down before she left the house tho.
Run home now, little boy.
Are we going to an Easter funeral?
Why did the kids let big mama go out in her housecoat? You know she goes to the club with a belt in her purse.
Is she pregnant with a can of Sprite?
You know her stomach looked like Kunta Kinte's back when she took that dress off.
YEAH... UM WHAT THE HELL?
I DON'T WANNA SEE DWIGHT'S TITTAYS
YOU KNOW HE'S ENGAGED TO A WOMAN?
THE CHICK WITH THE BILL COSBY PICTURE PAGES GLASSES.
DARLING, WE GOTS TO TALK. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH TWO DURACELLS CAN DO
CAPS LOCK FRIDAY
EVERY FRIDAY KEEP YOUR CAPS ON LOCK!
WHY?
'CAUSE IT'S FRIDAY DAMMIT!
TELL 'EM WHY YOU'RE HAPPY -- TELL 'EM WHY YOU MAD SON!
JUST KEEP IT ON CAPS!
FIRST UP TO BAT!
I HEARD THAT SOME HEFFAS ONLY WASH THEIR BRAS ONCE A SEASON.
LET'S THANK THE LAWD THAT THEY DIDN'T ASK THEM SWEATY BREASTICLE CHICKS ABOUT THEIR DRAWS SCRUBBING HABITS.
GO FORTH AND CAP ALL DAY TODAY!
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