Can we put an APB out on this dude right here?!! He's out attending parties and whatnot Tuesday with Rosie Perez and Colin Ferrell, but his ass can't find a microphone to pick up!
I had to back up and whoo-saaa for a minute earlier this year because I found myself threatening him through my comments on his Myspace page. I told him to stop flucking with my emotions. I was so serious at the time. He was supposed to have an album out November 2006 and then February 2007 and STILL we had nothing! The good thing that did happen was that after my comments, I was contacted by the head of his fan club and she got me into some other great soul singers while we sit and wait for Maxwell's slow ass to come back with something new.
STILL WAITING!
Kelandria Rowland. Her name gets gets altered for the mainstream. Willingly played third and then second fiddle. She went and told everyone she was getting married except for the "fiancee" (Link). Her career manager forgot that she was ever his client. Her concert tickets are now being given away free with or without purchase at participating Jiffy Lubes. Her choir was the first to be eliminated on the NBC bomb, Clash of the Choirs (Link). Now, Kelly Rowland is going to be investigated for mail fraud.
That is the only rational reasoning for her to still be getting all of these celebrity invitations.
So DEAD @ this: (Link)
In the wedding magazine article Kelly talked about her wedding plans. She discussed how her Aunt Tina (Beyonce's mother) was designing her bespoke wedding gown and how she planned for all of the guests to participate in the wedding ceremony by placing flowers in a circle for her and Roy to stand inside while they were married.
Ohhhh....that's why there was no wedding. Wearing a wedding gown original from Tina Knowles' Black, Blonde and Bedazzled™ collection would make me reconsider marriage altogether my damn self.
