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My dear friends and family,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting a bonus and Christmas is really tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for the girls as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same for your friends or extended families, I've included the instructions below:

How to make bedroom slippers:

You need approximately four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Two convenient sizes: Regular and Light.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.