I've been fighting with myself about whether or not to post these because this is a high class establishment (see the Party and Bullsh*t posts for further evidence), but I've realized that it would be just wrong to keep you all away from the joys I find on a daily basis.
Disclaimer: These pics were featured on a site where people find the most wacked out Myspace photos. The people in these photos posted these to their public pages, so there's no exploitation going on over here, just a whole lot of pointing, laughing and some crying.
I apologize in advance.
Meet this young lady...
And meet all of her....
This fool with the tic tac teef ballin' with that mini bottle...
Robin Hood's street team...
On her page, she says she's killing you hoes with her style...
This pic and the look-alike connection is all Mizz's genius...
What she is showing off exactly, iowno.
I found this one myself. I'm still having nightmares.
DEAD @ the baby swing. You don't want to see the pregnancy pics, I'm sure of it.
Doesn't she look like Wanda from In Living Color with backwards draws on?
Last but not least, this poor child who puts ALL of her business on her page in attempts to embarass her children's father into caring for them. Apparently it isn't working 'cause sista girl's Myspace blog is full of epithets such as this:
BITCH I AM TIRED OF YO UGLY ASS NOT CLAIMIN MY BABY. BITCH U KNEW HOW I GOT DOWN B4 START LOVIN THIS PUSSY. BITCH UJUS DNT WANT NOBODY TO KNW U GOT A BABY BY A MUTHAFUCKIN FREAK LIKE ME. U CAN SIT THERE N BY JEWELRY N SHIT BUT CANT EVEN BUY MY BABY NO CLOTHES DIAPERS NOTHING. YEA BITCH I SAW U N YO BABYMAMMA AT HTE FUCKIN MALL. BITCH KEEP ON PLAYIN MY FUCKIN DAUGHTER THEM PEOPLE GONNA GET THAT ADDRESS. YEA BITCH I KNW WHERE YOU STAY AT IN THEM NASTY ASS LOW INCOME APT ON LIPINCOTT ***** U AINT DOIN SHIT . BITCH I JUS WANT YO DUSTY ASS TO TAKE CARE F WATS UR. I DNT EVEN WANT U. SHIT U CANT BE TO HAPPY ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER LIL GIRL B/C I HAD YO FIRST GIRL SO WAT NOW BITCH.
FUCK YOU CLEOPHUS JAMAR GIBBS.
Why, oh why is the dude's name Cleophus?!! Those two just hit every branch falling down the niggreotype tree.
EDIT: And this one:
BITCH I AM TIRED OF ASKIN YO SCARY ASS ABOUT THIS DAMN PATERNITY TEST FOR JUJU. SHIT WIT YO DUM ASS I TOLD YO STUPID ASS WE BOTH CAN GO DOWN THERE TOGETHER SO THEY WNT HAVE TO SEND THE PAPERS TO YO GRANNY HOUSE. IT WOULD JUST BE FASTER IF WE JUST WENT DOWN TEHRE TOGETHER. WHAT YOU SCARED FOR PEOPLE TO SEE YOU IN PUBLIC WIT ME. SHIT O WELL THE WHOLE FUCKIN MYSPACE KNOW U MY BABYDADDY KNOW BITCH. I AM GONNA TELL THE WHOLE WORLD UNTIL YOU MAN UP. BITCH I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU DNT WANT TO CLAIM HER. SHIT SHE LOOK JUS LIKE YOU DUMB ASS. IS THE REASON U DNT WANT TO CLAIM HER IS B/C I WENT BACK TO MY BABYDADDY. I TOLD YOU I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT. BUT ANYWAYS ENOUGH OF THAT SENTIMENTAL SHIT. BUT BITCH I AINT GONNA ASK YOU NOMO TO TAKE THE DAMN PATERNIY TEST