Girls, Would You Let Him Hit?

No, seriously. Think about it. If you're a black woman, get ready to bow down. According to this black stallion, "I own dey mind, youknowwhatimsayin, and dey heart."

He recently got his YouTube account deleted for a video talking about how black women with short hair are unattractive. Dude is unstable, therefore I love it!



A few questions for you all to answer after viewing:

1. Why is his old ass going around collecting girl's phone numbers? Why is he so excited about it?! Stalking the food court and sh*t. I'm getting Chester the Molester vibes from this one. The only people going for this are in middle school.

2. Is he the "King of Black Women" because he got 10 numbers in one day? Sat your deluded ass down. To quote a friend who saw this mess too, "I wish his momma busted through that door and told him to get the fuck off her internet."

3. Were we supposed to believe that one of these mythical women was on the other end of that phone? He probably heard, "Hello! Welcome to Moviefone!"


I had every intention of transcribing this video for those who cannot view from their respective locations, but with all of his verbal static, there just ain't no way in the world.