Party and Bullsh*t: Island Stylee

Thanks, Goliano! I think.

Please forward all eye doctor bills to our e-buddy, Don Goliano.


Ol girl got her pocket knife in her draws in the ready position.




...Looking like a blackanese fish caught in a net.





Whyyyyyy!! @ the church stockings.




I hope she's about to give birth because there's NO reason anybody should see those knife, bullet and mosquito wounds under there.



Girl in the middle messed up and wore her flour kicking boots to the party.



I'm too nice, so I won't say who this looks like, but I will give a $10 EBT gift card to the first person who correctly guesses who I'm thinking.



That person in the middle looks like a chick in ATL who tries to pick up and impress women with her lemon/lime PT Cruiser.



It's really considerate when people wear their helmet to the club so you know that they're "special" right off the bat.



Did she take the wheels off some old skates to make those boots?



Who knew they had fake ass snow pimps in the islands?



She could've lined it up or something...put a part down the middle...anything! Why get dressed up and not comb your hairs??



False female in furry boots.



Remy Ma got her kush, her wet-n-wear weave and her Mexican prom dress ready to party. Olé bishes!



Papi had a heart attack after his little papi woke up after 20 years.





Gail, is that YOU?!


That girl gets wild when she's around her people.