She Will Forever Be My Idol

The story of 16 year-old Temptress Brown was the highlight of an otherwise bad premiere episode of this year's American Idol. Her story was heart wrenching.





That being said...I'll never be able to forgive the people responsible for these comments:

"Man i couldnt see nothing but colors in the first 20 seconds of the clip. "

"ANd Okay okay, disclaimer:

Yes Temptress is sweet as pie, and yes I was sad about her Mama eating herself to near-death and her mothers brown sugar problem, and the fact that she was diagnosed with "Burgers" as SOMEONE said (HAHAHHA) but, hell, I got questions:

1. WHO PUT THAT HAIR ON TEMPTRESS
2. WHO PUT THAT OUTFIT ON TEMPTRESS
3. WHO NAMES HER TEMPTRESS
4. WHO TOLD TEMPTRESS SHE COULD SANG

I must MUST have answers."

"[Her mother] was diagnosed with whole chicken eating!! "

"The fact that she plays football....lawd that poor girl never had a chance. "

"Come on tho I was like awww wen my pops told me her. Mom was sick but when I saw that moms folds had wheelchairs I got mad. Stop eatn everything in ur sight! I no weight loss is hard I'm tryn to lose myself but damn. Half a chiken n fried rice shud not be brkfst."

"Ohhh, I shouldn't crack on her.......but I will. She has 1 dog, 2 cats, 10 kittens.
I wonder if their names are Breakfast, Lunches, and Dinners."

"*deader than her 11th kitty that she sat on* "

"Temptress went back to work as being the office linebacker for her job so one shouldn't feel too sorry for her. She's making use of her football skills and put that Tackling fuel she gets from Campbells Chunky Soup to use! "

"Yaaaaay Temptress!! "

"*screams*
So her cholestorol (sp) count is gravy? "

"was she crying black gold or texas tea? "

"Lmao my pops said she was cryn chocolate! "

"That is ridiculous!!! She probably scares up food for her animals by going outside with nothing but that wig on. "

"I'm so glad Sean Kingston auditioned. "

I'm not gonna lie, I even said, "With that outfit, she must've came there riding on a donkey."

Ya'll do know that "temptress" is another word for "whore", right? Jesus be a book of baby names.