You Are Not Alone

Well, maybe you are...



Lenny Kravitz insists he's been celibate for three years. "[It's] just a promise I made until I get married," the rocker, who's been married to Lisa Bonet — and linked to Adriana Lima, Devon Aoki, Natalie Imbruglia, Vanessa Paradis, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman — tells next month's Maxim. "Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be. I'm looking at the big picture."

Anybody gonna volunteer to help him out with that?




Also steering clear of sex is Sandy "Pepa" Denton of Salt-n-Pepa. "Just because I'm flirtatious people think I'm loose. But it's not true," the hip-hop honey tells Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden. "Truth be told, I haven't had any sex in two years . . . I need a guy to make me go 'Wow!' and I just haven't found that guy. My standards have gone way up . . . I'm not just jumping right in anymore." How times have changed.

I want to say that I think I know why, but I won't go there.


Now for me, practicing virginal virgoness is truly cleansing to your spirit or so I've heard. If anyone wants to practice the tenants of the virginal virgo lifestyle and get your kegels tight (women) and your sac to swell (mens), shoot me, the Eastern Regional Representative of Virginal Virgos, Intl., an email.


As far as Confession Wednesday goes...

How long have you gone without? Voluntary or Involuntary?