There's a new movement brewing and it's making my organization look bad.
Thousands of women across America and many more around the world are seeking to reclaim their virginity. Some are praying it back into place while others pay up to $5000 to have their hymens reattached. Are the future husbands of these women inspecting their hymens to see if it's in place before they buy the cow?
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As a Virginal Virgo™, to know that women are falsely identifying themselves as such is very disturbing.
Those who know me know that I hold the tenet's of Virginal Virgoism™ near and true to how I live my life:
a. Deny, deny, deny.
b. If you don't believe it, no one else will.
c. If you're born a virgo, you have the right to assign and re-assign your virginity whenever you see fit.
Frankly, I'm sick of these women who think they have the right to be a virgin whenever they'd like, while demeaning others who own their non-virgin status outright. Leave that to the Virginal Virgos™, thankyouverymuch.
What's wrong with celibacy? Although this idea is really stupid, I really hate how women are the only ones being taught by churches and by public school abstinence courses to be the only ones to be ashamed enough to do these sexual do-overs.
If it was such a mistake, why can't they just learn from it an move on?
Educate teenagers on the virtues of waiting.
Take up knitting as a hobby.
But don't think you can pray your hymen back into place.
