MeikiSquared: MS' Recap of the 80th Annual Academy Awards

What were the highs and lows of last night's Oscar broadcast?

I was watching a Law & Order: Special Victims Unit marathon, so you tell me.

They went all the way back to the first episode. It was on an poppin'!

Here are a few shots of the event that I managed to catch.

Jennifer Hudson working it out.

A sunburn with a weave (and a played out weave at that).

Tanika Ray representing a third-rate entertainment program. Please sit your extra ass down.

Dwayne Johnson

I don't know who he is, but he's fine like The Rock.

Spike Lee, Hillary Swank and a incredibly-happy-to-be-free Wesley Snipes.

Josh Brolin

I love him because he was in The Goonies.
(Just saw that Friday night for the umpteenth time).

Cameron Diaz

That's just a fugly YT woman. That is all.
(LOL she was onstage and pronounced "cinema" as "cinnemum".) (I did catch that.)

The Oscar Afterparty

...Was strangely absent of actors.

Mary J. Blige being really golden and almondy.

Jessica White (I still don't get it.)

Soooo mad at her draws showing through that dress.

Russell Simmons and Denise Vasi (upgrade)

Lionel Richie

People Who Won the Ticket Drawing for the Last Few Empty Seats

Deborah Cox

Love you girl, but this appearance is random as hell.

Zoe Saldana looking...

Christina Milian

Your guess is as good as mine.

Sean (P. Diddy Pop Pop) Combs and Minnie Driver

I really thought he got his teeth situation taken care of before I saw these pics.

Caca

Mommie Dearest, Ice T and Son