Party and Bullsh*t

As always, the beautiful people of New York City, Atlanta and Houston...





Relaxers are hard to come by, but pissy blonde shade #4 is 10 for a dollar.




It looks like she was frenching a chalkboard around the time that bra gave up.




She spent all her time suffocating those tittays and forgot to gel down those arms.




Afric-En Vouge says you're neva gonna get it.




She's been poppin' bottles all night.....and her tooth sho' is tired.




When your hairline starts behind your ears, it's a lot easier to hear.




The staffs at Rainbow, Claire's and Wong's Beauty Supply need their asses beaten.




He ain't been able to get a girl since he scratched up the uterus of the last one.




Her weave pieces fell in the toilet, but that didn't stop her from going out that night.




I blame Mo'Nique.

She's wearing the wrong shoes for a big ass ballerina.