Bringing It Right To Your Door

When do you know you have reached your absolute personal restraint limit?

When self-service just won't do the job anymore?

You think that visiting a site like Online Booty Call isn't such a bad idea.





So I innocently found a site the other day called Online Booty Call which promises to get you in contact with other singles for fun without all the tediousness of dating. All they ask is that you follow the rules of engagement.


The Booty Call Commandments:

I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises

II. hou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"

III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."

IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans.

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.

VI. Thou shalt scream my name often

VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.

VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?

IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."

X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!


Since I believe in the power of community, who is willing to abide by these rules and go and try this service and get back to me with the results?

Are the booty call commandments up to par? Are they covering all the bases?

I know some of you wouldn't ever try such or thing or think that you wouldn't need the services offered by OnlineBootyCall.com, but from me to you, stop trippin and sign up for your girl, Meik!