Concert and Bullsh*t

All of this f***ery is courtesy of DDB, so please foward all hate mail to her because this right here is not of my doing.

This was captured outside the Mary J. Blige and Jay-Z Heart of the City tour in Oakland last weekend.



Why is Mary's mama stealing her mushroom wig to go out with her boyfriend Deacon Jenkins?



And why did Mary's auntie steal her Saturday night clubbin wig and fur coat?



Is that a zebra cape? Is that a homemade bolero jacket?



They must be a part of the Big Bone Tweety Bird Pleasure and Social Club.



Running shorts with heels?



She looks like a starving pack of Starburst.



Fangawaves????!!!

They're tight though.




Those poor shorts being ate up all in the middle.




Can grandma bend over and pick it back up?



You can tell when people's lights are cut off at the crib.

And that don't mean she ain't going out to see Murry J. Blige.




Why is he dressed like a backgroung dancer for Manuel and the Pips?



A bang of braids.

A bang of braids!




Gunts n' bunts.



Gunts n' bunts II with plastico accessories.



What is the damn point?



Ummmm... why the tittay violations?



Why does he look like he wants to bust my head till the white meat show?



Forget the braids with no edges...The mustardy jacket with the puffy sleeve!!! **muerte**



The Latino community is suffering too.




It's a damn shame they looked the most decent. Except for ol girl in the pank leg warmers.


These just go into the miscellaneous category:











Ronalda McDonald is smuggling Quarter Pounders cause she ain't getting up to go to the concession stand.

Remember: DDB not Meiki.