The Fate of MeikiSquared Depends Upon This

Who cares (except for Beyshawn Dereon Knowles-Carter) that Jay-Z and Beyonce are hitched?

MeikiSquared will implode onto itself the second this tackiness of a bridal bouquet is confirmed:




P.S.

I love how they're keeping this wedding a big secret so they can turn around and sell the photos of this kountry affair to the highest bidder.



A Lesson In Discreteness

Solange in a feathered frock. EVERYBODY knows the Knowleses bring out the bald emu feathers for extry special occasions.

**Who walks like that?**




Jay-Z and Beyonce's white connection, Gwenyth Paltrow came all the way from England and practicing her fake British demeanor to come and kick it with them. There must've been a good reason.




Jay-Z's mother is looking pissed because they brought this up to her only an hour ago and she didn't have enough time to charge her cell phone or find a decent necklace.




Papa Matthew dressed like a shrunken head.




Jay-Z taking the ride of shame. He knows he's done something terribly wrong. Especially letting Tina bedazzle the crotch of his tux. Sign of good luck his ass.




Just for shits n' giggles.



I'm hoping they paid more than $32.95 plus an Olan Mills fantasy background for their child's wedding this time around.