Five Finger Discount For Real

Job application question:

Have you ever stolen anything from employers, businesses or other people?


Yeah, I steal the loose candy that you weigh in the supermarket. Should that come between myself and a potential employer?

Who confesses to this question?


Anyway, this chick has stolen upwards of six figures from a jewelry store she was employed with for only 18 months. Let that would have been our black asses. Check out girls at Claire's are scrutinized harder.



Story here...


Lord & Taylor may be a crappy ass department store to work for, but their security team is top notch for only $6 an hour. When the lady behind the fine jewelery counter slipped a bracelet under her sleeve and tried to go home, the 5-man loss prevention team swooped down on her with the quickness. I stopped bringing extra register tape home with me that. day.


You know what I'm gonna ask, so fess up!