Party and Bullsh*t

As always, I bring you the beautiful people of New York City, Atlanta and Houston. You can only hope to aspire to their levels.






I know Tyra says to smile with your eyes, but damn. Looking like Sarah "McDonald's Brow" from Making The Band.





Those grills put the Dental Mint Twins to shame.







They don't call you Dimples because they like your smile.





Um...





**cough**





His tittays must be better to look at.





Those pants in the middle come with its own ball pouch. Nice.





You can't be bow-legged and knock-kneed and in runt over shoes.





These are the only chicks he can pull now. Chingy is not pleased.




I didn't know there was such a thing as high water bikinis.





She looks like a jackass set loose in a Crayola factory.





Lil' fast ass jailbait kicking it...





...While their mamas wear their school clothes to the club.





The designated purse watchers roll deep.





See what happens when you don't moisturize your situation?





Hey! The camera's over there.







She's pissed all the time because she can't close those things all the way to go to sleep.




You can cock open your legs in public, but for God sakes, suck in yer gut!





Why is her arm looking skrong as hell?