Report: Beyonce Ready To Retire
The evil genius is up to something.
Is Beyonce ready to retire?
The diva is currently working on a new album, but her cousin Angelica Knowles tells our source that it will be her last. Instead, Beyonce plans to spend her days scouting talent for new hubby Jay-Z's upcoming label, The Carter Music Group.
Beyonce's first protege is rumored to be an R&B artist named Chelsea Thomas. Her reps couldn't be reached for comment.
[NY Daily News]
Why do I think "Angelica Knowles" is really Angela Beyince and the New York Daily News didn't even bother sticking around to get her name? Hey, that's the life of a weave carrier.
We could only, only dream that this is true. If Beyonce finally does find a chair comfy enough to sit her ass down, it will only be a page out of Jay-Z's handbook of lying your ass off about leaving only to return because the game "needs" you.
And then you flop badly and then become the failed head of a record label.
Beyonce is gonna do everything in her power to not become pregnant because those hips are gonna spread like Parkay. It's hard to think that it's even possible. That seed is gonna slide out the hour after as it's planted.
