You have no idea how dehydrated I've become after viewing and laughing my ass off at those Steve Harvey and Co. shirtless photos.
After damn near making one of my lungs collapse and freeze drying my libido, these shirtless old man photographs have made me remember something about myself...
My name is Meiki and I am an old man magnet.
It never, ever fails. No matter where I find myself, Rollo and Otis are always offering to pay my light bill. They range from could-be-one-of-my-daddy's-friends-old to helped-plan-World-War-II-old and they are all looking for a good time with yours truly.
After the initial flitritng, one man tried to relate by saying,
"Hey, I have a daughter your age."
Me: "Okay, this is my stop up here." *Ding*
I can't seem to ever go there.
Yeah, I'd like a guy with a pension plan, but I don't want him collecting it when I meet his ass.
Am I blocking my blessing?
