Just Another Hater Friday

If I had a theme song, right now it would be, I Feel Good All Over by Stephanie Mills. I've been validated and vindicated, so now I'm finally able to chillaxuate.


At the same time, I'd like to open this Friday by putting my passive aggressive nature on display for just a moment...


Why in the world would I need to apply for a charge card for the Hallmark store?

Yeah, you got a man. So what? Nobody wants to hear about it all the damn time. I saved a lot of money by switching my car insurance, but you don't hear me bragging about it! (This week, I really did...Yay, me!)


Anyway...


I asked the women yesterday how they felt about men with gold teeth. Now I'm wondering how the men feel about the women...








I can't stand PDA's.







People can't even go out and get their original recipe in peace without having to see horn dogs dry hump over the napkin dispenser.

That's nice when you're in lust and you don't care who knows it, but let me put you in on a little secret...NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SH*T!

If you see yourself and your mate in these photos of Rhianna and Chris Brown, STOP IT!



And this brings me to my next point...



No man wants a needy woman.


I hate to watch a sister play herself like that.





I mean, damn, let the man breave!



Men, am I right? Am I leaving anything out?