I don't mean to be evil and hit you guys up with these photos right after lunch, but the f*ckery has to be done...
This is all courtesy of The Runway Lounge, New York City. Please stay from 'round there.
There were a hell of a lot of sweaty bellies happening up in here. Damn shame.
Baby mamas who never got the chance to go to the prom showed up and showed out that night.
If you scroll through this pretty fast, you can see cleavage decompose right in front of your eyes:
I wish I could tell you why Grimace is sucking a dick-n-balls pop.
Why do I think she makes those pops using the permanent dent in her mouth?
If your back looks like a damn crime scene, don't go around showing it off.
You just know it's gonna flake and peel off into somebody's drink.
