Prom and Bullsh*t

Who says Halloween is the only occasion where there's an excuse for females to dress slutty without any repercussions?

These days, prom is the place show up and show your ass...literally.

I have to give these young people credit, though. This prom was an exercise in frugality. They got creative and used old foil, bedsheets, curtains, diaper lining, etc., to create their prom ensembles. Nowadays, going to JC Penney is for the birds!

Thanks, JR (I think)!



The one on the left is using an old pair of draws as a garter belt.




It's good that he's comfortable in his sexuality, but his ass is evil for stealing his baby's hair beads to show out at the prom. And you know he ain't giving them back.



I don't think that's a real student. This woman looks pre-menopausal.




That satin sheet tail feather dress is more distracting than the girl wearing a suit.




Big Mama's gonna make her pick a switch for cutting up her good bed spread.




When she came home from the prom, her mama made her roll that 'luminum foil right back onto the roll.




She sewed in a screen to keep away the mosquitoes. Damn, that's smart as hell.




Although they look like Mexican hat dancers, they saved a lot of money to rent a limo by making those dresses from Fingerhut sateen pillow cases.




I didn't know Satan designed a formal collection.




Sadly, the only person wearing a decent formal dress is showcasing multiple stab wounds.