Since no one seems to know just what in the hell Kelly Rowland is promoting in this latest photo shoot, it's up to us to help ourselves and figure it out.
I'll guess first...
Kelly is posing for the the new line of Tragic Edition Low Self-Esteem™ African American Barbie with optional father figure (sold separately).
Kelly Knowland Keeps On Rolling
Paris Bennett Is Pregnant?
Who?
That lil girl from American Idol.
I know Grandma Ann Nesby ain't having it, though.
"American Idol" 2006 contestant Princess P is becoming a mommy.
Paris Bennett is expecting a baby girl in October and will be 20 when mommyhood arrives.
"This makes five generations," an overjoyed Jamecia Bennett, told me Thursday.
Jamecia, who like her daughter and mother is a singer, is absolutely over the moon about being a first-time grandmother.
"I'm proud of how she did it. I was 16 when I got pregnant," said Jamecia. [Ummmm.....]
Paris' great-grandmother is Shirley T. Bennett, 75, of Rockford, Ill.; her grandmother Ann Nesby, a gospel and R&B powerhouse, who lives in Atlanta, was with the Sounds of Blackness.
Who's the daddy? "He chooses not to be in the public eye," said Jamecia. "I respect that." What does he do for a living? "I can't tell," she said.
"She has a ring," said Jamecia, who's hopeful that she'll be planning a wedding for Paris.
The planning for an August baby shower is already underway. A few celebrities may fly into town for the show, including Queen Latifah.
Latifah has made it clear that she plans to spoil this baby with gifts and that she won't be stopped. You're the princess but I'm the queen, Jamecia said Latifah told Paris.
National magazines have been calling looking for baby info, but Jamecia said she's played it cool. "We tend to stay out of the media," Jamecia said. "The only person we let know [personal] things is you."
Um, then why did I have to hear about this pregnancy elsewhere?
[Star-Tribune]
Hell, they're citing Media Take Out, so who knows?
I do know, however, that this Jamecia person is dumb as all hell. Read More......
Jennifer Lopez For Ya Mammy
I don't know how or why, but Jennifer Lopez' brand, JLO will be marketed by the high-end Italian firm, Yamamay. Yamamay will be carrying JLO brand lingerees and swimwear.
Yammay
Um, who is still checking for J.Lo and her Hola Kitty ass clothing line?
Thirsty For Booty Sweat?
Don't blame me, blame America [Ad Age]
I wanna see that movie, though.
Do they even sell Lil John's Crunk Juice and Nelly's Pimp Juice anymore?
Who's going to see Hancock?
When I see it, I promise not to come here and spoil it for you like I did for:
Vantage Point
The Strangers
The Happening and
Pootie Tang II: Pootie Nights
Congrats To The New Couple
Ruben Studdard wed Surata Zuri McCants at Canterbury United Methodist Church in Mountain Brook, Alabama on Saturday.
He met his new bride during a CD-signing at a Wal-Mart store in Atlanta in October 2006. The 29-year-old singer says he was struck by McCants’ beauty and later tracked her down in the toy department and asked for her telephone number.
[Watch footage of the Studdards briskly walking, damn near jogging (video 2)outside of their nuptials here...]
Speaking of weddings, Bishop T.D. Jakes' daughter Sarah was married recently and here are a few pics of her wedding day. [Bishop T.D. Jakes Blog]
On the "I ain't the one to gossip tip"...
I heard a while ago that Bishop T.D. Jakes' teenage daughter who became pregnant. I wonder if this is her.
Ain't That Peculiar?
Keyshia Cole is the new face of Luster's Pank Oil
...And they chose her because they think this represents us:
"...The company was looking for a spokesperson that exhibited the genuineness and authenticity that mirrored the mindset of today's young, urban consumer as trendsetter, social networker and entertainment seeker. Keyshia Cole is an established brand that young consumers trust and love to emulate, making her a natural fit for the brand's position of creating superstar looks every day." [Eurweb]
Mmmmmmkay.
Give his man a point for chutzpah!
Master P's clothing line to relaunch at Walmart stores
NEW YORK (Billboard) - Master P and his son, fellow hip-hop hit-maker Romeo,
have agreed to relaunch their P. Miller Designs apparel line exclusively through
Wal-Mart, Billboard has learned. [Reuters]
I can't wait to start dressing like I did in middle school when Master P was popular.
I'm gonna get D.A.'s baby a 'Make em say ughhhh' onesie the day they come out.
My equilibrium is messed up forever now.
Beyonce and Idris on "Obsessesd" movie set
Could they possibly look more out of it?
I think even BET Blackbuster Films will pass on this one.
Probably not. Read More......
Party and Bullsh*t
From the 'Check that ish out with a big ass mirror before you show it off files'...
It's not what you think. That's actually a tattoo of an oil spill.
See?
And she got her cousin to get a matching tatt.
And sucking it in is doing what exactly?
Are they giving these shits away?
Cross-eyedness can be sexy...
But sucking on turkey pops ain't.
The poor man died helping her with that bra.
Either braid it or make that ish into a wig.
You're going to hell if you spot the cock-eyed person in this pic.
They must be on a hoe work release program or something. They gon' make it one day.
Not feeling the FUPA flashing freakum dress.
I was gonna say something about this person, but she looks all types of 'flicted, so Imma keep quiet and not go to hell.
BONUS:
She looks like she made an honest effort that night, so I'm gonna just leave this here and let you do the work for me...
