I'm sure 90's rapper Queen Pen was just staying true to her hood roots with this getup, but the only place this outfit would be appropriate is crumpled up in a discount bin at the swapmeet. Peep how all the men in the background are wearing suits. SMH. And this lady has to be going on 40....
Howcome her ankles look hog tied?
Showing posts with label A Fashion Minute. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A Fashion Minute. Show all posts
Say Something Nice Challenge...
In Case You Were Wondering.......
It has been brought to my attention that some people are still unawares of what exactly a muffin top is.
Muffin Top: Visible back and belly fat which extends beyond the waistline of the pants.
For your edification....
If your pants look like this, it's time to go up a size (or 2).
Have a Happy Memorial Day Fam!!!!
Deelishis AKA London Charles Is Now A Married Woman, Still Accepts Money Orders.
Flavor of Love 2 winner Deelishis (real name London Charles) is now a married woman. The reality star turned entrepreneur (she owns her own jean line) wed her boyfriend Orlando Gordon on July 19th, according to Sister 2 Sister magazine.
Deelishis said she and her new hubby thought about eloping to avoid any media attention...
Yeah......
[Read the rest here at Real Gossip 101]
On the entrepreneurial front, London Charles has expanded her line of denim for the blessed woman, D-Cuts by London Charles.
Although the D-Cuts line has been around for a year and a half or so, they still don't give a size chart and the only payment option is by money order. I'm gonna need for Miss D to set some time aside and set herself up an Ebay account because I do not know any woman who wants to take the time to go spend 50 cents or so on a money order just to receive a random ass pair of jeans in the mail 6-12 weeks later.
Other than that, you go girl! You're selling more than Dereon....
[ Check out D-Cuts by London Charles]
Party and Bullsh*t Strikes Again
I didn't want to believe it, but the fuckery perpetrators of the urban nightclub scene are actually influencing fashion trends.
Serena Williams looks great in her photo spread for the September issue of Men's Fitness Magazine, but looking at the following photos, I can't help but to think I've seen the style somewhere before...
It was only a few weeks ago when I asked whether or not the beauty supply store/shoe store/bridal botique/casual clothing store was giving these dresses away and the sad answer is yes...
Jennifer Lopez For Ya Mammy
I don't know how or why, but Jennifer Lopez' brand, JLO will be marketed by the high-end Italian firm, Yamamay. Yamamay will be carrying JLO brand lingerees and swimwear.
Yammay
Um, who is still checking for J.Lo and her Hola Kitty ass clothing line?
The Man Bag/Yay or Nay?
The man bags are a-poppin this season and they are just not working for me.
A few concerns of mine...
1. Dude's handbag collection cannot be rivaling mine.
2. I would be too busy jacking his sh*t.
3. I cannot watch is bag while he goes to the men's room.
Are you feeling the man bag?
How Now Brown Cow?
I know that this may be tough for some of you, but I want you to try anyway.
Now that celebrity blogger Perez Hilton is coming out with his own clothing line, how will other bloggers follow in this trend? In particular, that one blogger who keeps the streets on for all youthful, nubian and marvelous celebrities all over the world. What would their clothing line be created to look like? Would you buy?
And don't hate. You know it will expensively made and unable to stay in the stores.
If you don't know who I'm speaking of, just sit back and then jump in like a game of double dutch.
And for the hell of it, what would Tiff-Nay's couture line look like?
Can I See What's In Those Jeans?
They (whomever they may be), are trying to make your sons look like bonafide morons.
First the white tee/nightgown combination and now this:
Booty hugging, thigh breathhable jean by Soulful Commandoe
I don't know if this just as bad or worse than a business card my brother brought back from the barber shop advertising for something called the Double-Stack Jean...
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The Double Stack-Jean by my old and out-of-touch neighborhood hustle man, Umar S. Ali, "The Fashion Magician". Bless his heart. http://myspace.com/usadoublestack
This is just to serve as a warning. If anyone hasn't already beaten you to it, when you see anyone, anywhere wearing a pair of these, please kick their asses accordingly. That should be easy because they won't be able to run too far. Read More......
Rich Bitch For Real
The gubment checks are coming early (see SSN dates chart here). After getting your ration of rice from Costco, how are you gonna ball outta control?!
Here are a few suggestions:
For the kiddies:
Glitzy Bella Tricycle - $2000
Jessica Alba has one for her fetus. Don't let your kids go without this year.
Roberto Cavalli Wooden Wedge Sandals - $1850
Fendi Forever Tote Bag - $1210
Lamborghini Bello Bluetooth - $70
One Can Dream Can They?
I want to keep you looking good.
Bust your ass in style.
Emporio Armani Roller Skates $425
Black Tie Nikes
Nike Wingtip Pack-Dunk Lo&Hi $290
Hawt!
Bruno Frisoni Stiletto Patent Sandal $595
Baby Cash
Baby CZ by Carolina Zapf $374
I freakin' love watches. I hope they got a payment plan for this.
Piaget Polo Tourbillon Relatif Paris Watch (in production)
Gratuitous photos of people in their skivvies. It's spring!
Jessica Simpson 
Badgley Mischka
Becca
De Ee Dr Don Eduardo et Donna Rosalia, um yeah.
Red Carter
Zimmerman
And a few more men for equal opportunity.
