You Don't Want None...

...SETlita Ebanks



So back the hell off of Kanye!


What she really wants to do is abduct him and take him back to her planet to make beats.

I don't want to have to phone home on her ass.


When she takes off all that makeup you know this is really what she looks like:


Tell me I'm lying!




I don't know if I've ever told you this, but I love you. Seriously. I love each and every one of your quirky asses. I don't blog for the masses, I blog for you.

If I am ever caught slipping again, I give you permission to call me out...but watch yourselves.




I suggest that we change Hater Fridays to F*ckery Fridays to keep the end of the week on an upbeat and slightly more ignorant note.

From now on all Mondays shall be known as Hater Mondays so we can take the most hated day of all spread the hate throughout the work week. That makes sense, right?


If you agree with me, let the first F*ckery Friday begin!


First of all, my people are doing too much. My inbox is flooding with f*ckery galore. I'm gonna need for the ignorant as hell wing of the black race to stop sending their 4 year-olds to the prom before their hairlines mature and using K-Mart clearance sateen sheets to make formal wear for just a little while. (I haven't gotten to post all of these yet, but it's coming!)




Balling In A Geo Metro



Ladies, don't ignore and make fun of the man who wants your number and is riding in a Geo Metro. The cars have been out of production for ten years, but the spike in gas prices have driven up the value of these vehicles because they get 44 miles per gallon! Some Metro owners comment that they spend around $35 on gas a month! So if you want to be assured that a man will be able to afford to wine and dine you, make sure he's changing lanes in one of these bad boys!