Ain't Sh*t Significant Others

I was watching the YouTube videos of B. Scott and he was giving advice to women who are not sure whether or not the men they're seeing is shit laden.


For some reason, I thought that this was common sense/common knowledge, but apparently not.



Here are the top 5 ways to know if your man ain't sh*t according to B. Scott:


1. If your man can't keep a job longer than two weeks.


2. You can always hear someone in the background when you talk to him on the phone and he denies it.


3. If your friends and family don't approve of this person.


4. He ain't never got gas money to get his ass back home.


5. After doing the deed, he won't get up to get you a drink of woter (yes, woter).







I think it's a shame that this has to be pointed out. If you don't know the tenants of an ain't sh*t significant other, than you're doomed from the start.

I won't leave those in the dark to sit there and rot, so tell these people in the comment section how to spot no good specimen.




And answer this one for me because I am currently witnessing this phenomenon personally and I am absolutely baffled:

Why do two broke ass people hook up and seek to combine their collective brokeness to conquer the world? (And thankfully there are no offspring in the picture.)