Stanning Means You Care?

Who do you stan for?


For those not in the know, stanning is described as:

A. Absolute adoration of a celebrity to the point that anyone who says anything slightly negative is a Hater and a Lonely Ass Bitch.

B. No matter what the celebrity does, fights their mother, gets caught drunk driving, eating children, creating a tacky clothing line...they still remain immortal in that person's eyes.







In regards to myself, let's get this straight: I do not stan for Sisqo and I know this for sure because when this happened, I had to turn my back on him for about 36 hours and that was very hard to do! I ceremoniously replaced the picture of him gracing my cell phone wallpaper and changed my "The Year of the Dragon" ringtone until I calmed down. ONCE AGAIN, I am not in love with Sisqo, I just love the way he single-handedly transformed black music forever. If I were a stan, I'd call all of you haters "gelous, ham hock hoes" every chance I got, but I don't so there!


That being said, I do stan for one celebrity and I make it a point not to share exactly who it is because of my duty to regularly point out the foibles of the marahaja of celebrity stan culture, ECNOYEB. Because of that fact, I choose to continue withholding the identity of my stan affections until a later time. And I will warn you all to tread lightly. Not to long ago, many of you had a field day at this person's expense and the perpetrators have been noted and demerited accordingly. You gelous, ham hock, lonely hoes wish you had their money and talent!