I Ain't the One to Gossip.....

There’s nothing juicer than some good ol office gossip. And you know it’s juicy when the person who’s telling it lowers their voice and starts off with “giiiiiirrrrl” or “don’t say nuffin but…”. Now you all know I work with some crazy ass people and stuff always be going on here. Well the other day two of the “elder” ladies in my office filled me in what’s really good in the hood and I just thought I’d share….because I can’t keep nathin!

Word has it that one of the judges here (a female) has been making advances of the sexual nature towards one of my former co-workers (who’s also a female, married, with 2 kids). This judge is like AFTER her! But now it all makes sense because this woman used to go to my church and you never saw her with any man nor has she been married. Hmmmm.

Next up Mr. Spongebob Crazy Pants in my office (dude who stood on his chair flipping the office the bird) tried to flirt with me the other day. Talkin bout “Tell your husband you got another husband and I’ma move in and pay all your bills”. Negro Please! Don’t nobody want your Martin Lawrence crazy deranged ass but your wife that you won’t acknowledge!

Moving right along to the timekeeper cheating ring that’s been going on in the office. Apparently some people are coming in at 8am and signing in at 6am. And the timekeeper has been falsifying the time cards (adding on credit hours or not subtracting leave taken). They took her timekeeping privileges away from her for a while because they caught her cheating. And if they don’t like you they purposely mess up your time to get you in trouble. Two things you don’t do here, mess with a person’s leave and mess with a person’s money! I used to be a timekeeper and things can get REAL ugly Real quick.

And last but not least one of the girls in my office is dating a guy that works here (whom I went to high school with). Well they’ve been trying to keep the relationship a secret because she doesn’t want my supervisor to know her personal business and put her on blast (I work with some messy females). Plus according to one of the analysts here, who was joking around with this dude one day and had no idea they were dating, said that after the girl saw them joking around she got a huge file and assigned it to the analyst to work, just because she was joking around with her man (who ain't even cute!). Just messy.

They really are doing too much here. The book is coming sometime around 2010 so please be on the lookout. So do you all have any juicy scuttle buck going on at your place of employment?