Just A Theory...

I think Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson arranges his love life so that he can be the only attractive person in the relationship.







Back when The Rock was with his ex-wife, Dany Garcia, I thought it was really down-to-earth of him to be with such a homely looking woman.









Now, with these recent pictures of Johnson on vacation with his new lady, Lauren Hashian, I am convinced that The Rock intentionally pulls these "Plain Janes" to highlight his beautiful attributes. (That fine bastard.)






OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!


So a fair warning to you ladies out there: Feel really insulted if Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson ever tries to holler at you.