From the comments yesterday:
I gotta shoot you a message. I had a family reunion this week; met a cousin of mine from H-Town who was "get this" voted the best Black R&B Female in Texas or something last year. Not saying I'm proud or anything...good luck to her, but what KILLED me was accessing her myspace page and seeing that she'd been featured on ALL THE PARTIES.COM.
-Madame Z
Well Z, I'm hoping for all of us that this isn't your cousin:
Did she lose a bet? Why is she in the club dressed like Cicely Tyson in Bustin' Loose?
Z, come get your peoples...