LMBAO! I'm inclined to believe the first one, though.
Re: Keyshia Cole
Molested By Keyshia Cole
Just thought I'd share with ya'll.... I was out in Vegas a few months ago with this basketball player and Keyshia and one of her friends I thik her name was Kim came to hang out at the house with us. Me and Key clicked.. like we were long lost best friends...
For 3 days we hung out.. drank, laughed, smoked, clubbed.. I had given her my cell nymber, e-mail addresses.
On my last night there we had a lil party at the house.. Me and Key were standing face to face talkin and joking around.. Someone asked for gum and I said "I have some in my purse".. I leaned over to get my purse off the couch and someone stuck their hand up and under my dress and "goosed" me.. I spun around gettin ready to smack the man who did it.. and it wasnt a man.. it was Key.. She was dying laughing.. I was instantly red faced and embarressed!!
I went up to the bathroom to compose myself. and she came in right behind me and tried to kiss me. I politely told her it was "not that typa party with me".. she said "Dont knock it til you try it mama".. I was shook... She had me in the corner of the bathroom, she then pulled down her wife beater and let loose the midgets she was hiding in her shirt... I scooted outta the corner and headed to the kitchen where there were more people and figured it would b safe.. NOPE.. she was right up my ass like a wedgie.. She was telling me how she wanted to be my "sugar mama" and all... I was thinkin.. "Shit, I already gave her all my contact info", and I wish I hadnt. Long story, short... I have a new cell phone number and e-mail address...
RE: Jay-Z and Beyonce
Beyonce and Jay-Z Propositioned Me For Threesome
At an event, one of the couples representatives approached me regarding a threesome with the couple. I was a little put off at the boldness of the request, so I said I would think about it.
The rep gave me his contact info and a deadline for my decision.
Umm...is this how the couple goes about getting participants in the bedroom, via their rep?
I didnt post this anon, because I am pretty sure I am not the only one who got the offer that night. How often do they do this to ladies? Seems pretty suspect.
I am still debating whether or not I will participate.....
Shout out to Lipstick Alley, just so you know that I did not come up with these!
