Please Explain This One For Me

I haven't done one of these posts in a while, but I has to be declared...


John Legend Is NOT sexy.








He purses his lips a wee bit too hard to be taken seriously, yet he takes himself too seriously to think he's the black Frank Sinatra or something. Anyways, he's a bit too into the Beckys.





Besides, those Nut Cutta™ slacks he specializes in are more than my delicate sensibilities can take.



If you think Johnny Boy Legend is sexy, WHY?



Please feel free to add members to the "They're Lying To You/Sexy Ain't Never Been Your Friend" list.