Top 5

Top 5...

Ugly Singing Groups That Can Get It On General Principle


1. Silk



Although their breakout single, "Freak Me (Lick You Up and Down) made me give them the cold side eye at the ripe age of 10, they had some good songs despite their unfortunate looks.



2. Dru Hill



Sisqo had to put up with some ugly in this singing group in order to make it work. Dru Hill was really talented and had two great albums, so with that and the Sisqo connection the other members of Dru Hill are qualified to get it.



3. Shai



Even Garfield, the lyte skinned guy with the curly hair couldn't save this group from ugly status. I swear one of the guys in that group had to be a grand uncle of somebody in that group. He looked older than my daddy. Anyway, although they were collectively uncute, those boys could sing and they sung best in acapulco.



4. Blackstreet



Although they looked like car mechanics with a singing hustle on the side, Blackstreet was very talented and put out great albums, so they're cool with my love below.



5. Tony, Toni, Tone



Yeah, I heard that Raphael may be teh geigh, but he wanted to experiment on any lady parts, he could get it just on the good mood "Just Me and You" puts me in every time I hear it. Oh, and his brother and cousin too.




Top 5...

Ugly Singing Groups Who Could Not Get It Even During A Druken Orgy



1. Guy



Teddy Riley's other group Blackstreet could get it, but his first group Guy just spooks the hell out of me. I can just hear Aaron Hall's loud ass yelling out commands waking up the whole damn neighborhood.




And Damion Hall's face is spooking the hell out of me.



2. 112



These scrawny young men aren't exceptionally unattractive, but I'm just horrified at the prospect of being stabbed to death by an elbow.



3. Public Announcement



These negroes hung out with R. Kelly back in his early days. You know they had seen/joined in on a lot of ugly/freaky stuff. A pisser's co-signers can't ever get it.



4. Soul 4 Real



I'm black, so I know it's culturally insensitive to refer to any black person as a primate, but those were some monkey ass looking brothers.



5. Troop



Those dudes had some BIG ASS heads, especially the lead singer. They'll go down and crush your pelvis. They could sing, but a girl has to think about her reproductive future.