Since fellow Flavor of Love 2 contestant Deelishis has snatched her up a sweet man and is making a killing off of selling random ass jeans on the internets, the wannabe vixen from the same series has decided to get herself knocked up, ya know, to feel important again.
I feel sorry for Bootz (Larissa), after the "12 months of Bootz" calendar went double wood and she couldn't get herself a gig hosting a VH1 show to find the next top chickenhead, I hope this is the end of her embarrassing herself for "fame".
And I definitely feel sorry for the child because with this as a mother and this as a grandmother, that child needs all the help they can get:
From Bootz' Myspace Page:
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
LARISSA`S ANNOUNCEMENT!
HEY EVERYONE SORRY I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG, BUT NOT WITHOUT GREAT NEWS! I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHATS BEEN GOING ON WITH ME ! WELL, I AM EXPECTING MY FIRST CHILD AND I AM VERY EXCITED! WITH MY NEW CHILD DUE MARCH 28TH 2009 COMES CHANGE, AND I AM READY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE THAT GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH!
We're gonna chip in to get this baby a social worker.
Why Are You Still Here?
The writing's been on the wall for quite some time for Sol-Angel and one of two things may be true: Either she's hoping for a miracle or her ass can't read.
Here's what Solange and her scheming ass daddy are up to now:
The father of Beyonce and Solange, Mathew Knowles, is “aggressively shopping” an unscripted series built around youngest Knowles daughter Solange-and the E! Network is reportedly interested.
We shouldn’t expect any cameo appearances from Beyonce, celebrity insiders say Solange is “done taking a back seat to her big sis and is not going to stand for it any longer.”
“There is a lot of tension between the two sisters right now and their relationship is suffering,” a source said in this week’s edition of the National Enquirer.
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To The People Who Thought I (Meik) Was Hating All This Time...
I ain't crazy. Beyonce and her puppet master daddy are afraid. They are afraid of something big and they would rather overuse and run the Beyonce machine into the ground rather than take some sort of significant sabbatical from the spotlight for any period of time.
If any of you know what they're so afraid of, please let me know.
According to Billboard: (I had to pull out the Baby Daniel Side-Eye™ to get through this article.)
Beyonce's third solo album will be released Nov. 18
via Music World Music/Columbia, and will be preceded Oct. 7 by the radio release of the singles "If I Were a Boy" and "Single Ladies."Beyonce co-wrote
or co-produced all the material, which the label says comprises "her most personal, reflective and revelatory collection to-date." [Didn't they say something similar for the album that included "Freakum Dress" and "Kitty Kat"??] Justin Timberlake will also appear on the as-yet-untitled project, but additional details about his contributions have not been released.Producer Jim Jonsin, the man behind Lil Wayne's "Lollipop," has also logged studio time with Beyonce on the track "Beautiful Nightmare
," which leaked online earlier this year. It is unknown if the song will make the final track list.Although both myself and Beyshawn Dereon Knowles-Carter are exhausted with this broken record, it will NOT stop us from making jokes.
You know those wombat hairs on her scalp are rare and expensive. Bey-Bey has to work constantly if she wants to keep up that lifestyle. I see...
