Despite the fact that my own body is trying to destroy me, (can you have your uterus completely removed, cause Midol ain't got sh*t for what I'm going through...) I'm in a great mood. Let me show you why.
I'm going to KICK her monkey ass.
Now, I know it's not cool to only confront the other woman in these type of situations, but don't worry, Kanye is gonna get his. He won't be able to have at all of this for at least 30 minutes in a row. That's gonna kill him. I betcha he won't touch another cockeyed Myspace model again!
LOOKA, LOOKA, LOOKA!
SISQO and some other dudes are coming to Atlanta on the 27th. Now I'm gonna have to do some hoe shyt to get me a new outfit and these tickets paid for. I'm gonna get Sisqo's sweat on a towel for all of MeikiSquared to inhale and enjoy. So don't be like INR and be a straight hater and act like you don't want to be in on the festivities. In a calm in orderly fashion in the comments, please let me know what Sisqo-related items ya'll want me to fetch from The Man, himself.
I really do not appreciate you people at all. Y'all know I'm not in the greatest of moods, yet you think that sending a picture of the boogawolf incarnate Sandra Rose would lift my spirits. You know what, go to hell! Love you.
Damn. Girly has some nerve the way she talks about people who aren't Monica, Tiny or Gollum.
If she weren't such a obvious, raging, closeted lesbian, I'd put on a telethon to get her angry ass a man.