What's Up, What's Up, What's Up?!

I hope that everyone who was in Ike's path made it through safely.


What is the gas situation around your way? That shyt shot up to $4.29 Friday and stayed there. A lot of stations are straight up empty. I saw $3.79 Sunday afternoon while a lot of other places were still around the $4.00 mark and thought I reached the Promised Land.


A dude that looked just like Kanye tried to sell me a newspaper subscription. If I was looking for a pale imitation instead of the real thing, he could've got it, but he was too short. A man can be ugly, cheap or abusive, but height challenges are deal breakers.


Was Tyler Perry's wigtacular film event any good?


Speaking of wigtacularness....


You know that they say cockroaches will be the only living things to survive a nuclear disaster. All of you stans will be elated to know that S'ECNOYEB trolling ass will be breathing along with the critters after we're all gone. ECNOYEB was never high fashion, but apparently is taking a page out of Rihanna's playbook (yes. yes she is) with this recent haute couture photoshoot. *yawn*


ECNOYEB is not held in high regard at all around these parts, but this is true:






Speaking of Sarah Palin, did anyone see her marginally retarded ass on 20/20 this past Friday?



[Catch it here if you want a good belly laugh, then a good, long cry.]

I'm so through with this woman, it's a damn shame.

And damn, she was a ugly ass child. Insert pig/pit bull reference here.





Anyways... Regarding this election, I encourage you all to not rely on your hearts, emotions, talking heads or the infotainment news to inform you about the facts of this election. Let it be said that



People like this are in the minority while the news makes it seem like it's every other non-black person.


McPalin campaign admits they're lying to win.


The Puppet Palin fawning love isn't as far-reaching as they would like you to believe.


Remember: IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID!


Obama Raises $66 Million in August, a Monthly Record

And my $50 put them over the top.


You can be a history-maker like meby clicking here.


Let's get this week going.