If ya'll ain't heard already...if Obama wins the presidency, black people gon get Escalades, unlimited stock in Popeyes and a personal white manservant to attend to our black needs (greasing our scalp in particular).
Best of all, we is gon have our own money!
[Thanks Anon for sending this in!]
I didn't even know about this one. Thanks to whitey Diane Fedele from California's Chaffey Community Republican Women for coming up with the design of what else, a food stamp! But where the greens at, bish?
Check what she had to say about her design inspiration:
"It was strictly an attempt to point out the outrageousness of Obama's statement that he doesn't look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills."
Outrageous indeed. Shame for Obama thinking he doesn't look like a wrinkly ass white man.
And of course, as a whitey, she must state the standard disclaimer whenever speaking of race:
"If I was racist, I would have looked at it through racist eyes," she said. "I am not racist, which is why it probably didn't register."
And her friend helped out.
"None of us are racists. The use of watermelon, ribs and fried chicken was innocent." she said.
"Everyone eats those foods, it's not a racial thing."
Exactly! That's why some whiteys were so concerned after Tiger Woods won his first Master's tournament that they had to mention to him:
“Just don’t bring any of that Collared Greens and Chicken up in here.”
That white man didn't say that because he's racist, he was just tired of his wife Becky making it for him every Kwanzaa.
Read complete story here - Best part: A black Republican in the group named Acquanetta being utterly shocked that Republicans are racists. Shocked, I tell you.
Enough about them. How are you gonna take adavantage and get over during the Obama presidency? C'mon, don't let whitey down. They're expecting us to show our asses. ;)
