Don't Be Tardy To the Party

I had to call Comcast last night to confirm an appointment...

Sales Guy: Your appointment is confirmed for XX-XX-XX at 2:00.

Me: Alright.

Sales Guy: You have cable, right? Do you watch Real Housewives of Atlanta?

Me: Yeah.

Sales Guy: Oh My God! I'm so excited! (giggles uncontrollably)

Me: (cracking up) It's coming on in an hour. Are you DVRing it?

Sales Guy: Yes! I can't wait! I just wanted to let you know it comes on tonight.

Me: Well, thank you, sir. I'll be watching.

Sales Guy: Have a great night.


If everyone was hoping for a precursor to next week's Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion bitchfest, you were out of luck. The producer-forced kumbaya dinner is forcing us to wait for seven more days.


Maybe I'm missing something here...Lisa is dead set against her ath-uh-leet husband playing in the NFL, but how do they earn their livelihood if he does not? Certainly her costume jewelery line isn't rolling it in. Somebody let me know. And you know damn well she ran and told Kim and Sheree what NeNe said in the limo and now she's playing the peacemaker...yeah. During last night's episode you know Lisa and Sheree heard what NeNe said to them before she agreed to be in the photograph with them. Lisa made it a point to bring it back up with Sheree, "Did she say, "I don't want to take a picture with these bitches?" I don't like that word." Bitch please.



Artist's interpretation of NeNe, but it just ain't right.

Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy. Now what is she gon do? Her kept ass got kicked to the curb. Now who's gonna pay for her face to be paralyzed and for the ass fat to be injected into her duck lips? Most of all, DOES THIS MEAN HER ALBUM WON'T GET REALEASED?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! Now what is WE gon do?!!!!!

I truly have no words for this trick. I damn near choked when she called NeNe a tranny while she looks like she tucks her dick under her wig for safe keeping. I don't like Kim because it was so obvious that after the guest list debacle, Kim realized NeNe could be of no further use to her and that's when she decided to latch herself on to the fellow deludee Sheree.

And was Kim auditioning for a role in the revival of The Biggest Little Whorehouse In Texas after leaving the dinner? WTF was that shit she was wearing?

I love all of NeNe's men. From Gregg on down. Other than that wig on next week's reunion show, I have no complaint's about Mrs. Leakes.

I'm writing this at some ungodly hour, so if I don't get to SheHe and DeShawn of the DeshawnSchnowfoundationforgirlsthatcantreedgood, I will later.



Anyway, some fake cancer patient is probably gonna get their wig snatched next week...can't wait!