We haven't done one in a while, so get to it!
These two aren't mine but I fell out reading it on a message board:
Men who will stick their penis in a woman's a_ _hole will stick their peters in a man's a_ _hole too!
Baldheaded coochies belong to little girls and men who get turned on by baldheaded coochies make we wonder if they get turned on by little girl coochies!!
Now for me:
If the current crop famous black people disappeared without a trace, I wouldn't miss them. Black celebrity-related info is in the shitter.
MJB can't sing worth a damn.
Studs scare the bejesus out of me.
WTF is it with men who walk around in the street with their shirts off?
-My auntie used to get on my cousin for that all the time when we were younger and I didn't understand that shit until I got older.
If Barack ever grows a goatee, I'm gonna be the next Monica Lewinsky.
Although it's fashionable to say that all black male entertainers are gay, Maxwell is NOT geigh.
WTF is with this gay shit?
Somebody really needs to tap Brandy on the shoulder.
Dolphin. Best $20 I've ever spent.
A gross share of black people who open or wish to open their own business need to take a night course on that shit first. Seriously.
I'm gonna need folks to stop making Jay-Z think he ever was hot. Kanye, baby, this means you!
People talk shit about New Orleans, but I have never feared for my life like I have when I had to roll through the Chicago hoods or Bankhead.
Sandra Rose is pretty
retarded.
