Over the holidays, I watched an episode of the Maury Show where it was doing a 'Where are they now?' of his past paternity show guests.
Anyway, a stereotypical black woman that usually appears on Maury's paternity shows came there to prove that this guy was the father to her son. Turned out that the guy actually is the child's father.
On the update, she was so happy that Maury helped her find her babydaddy, then she threw in this little gem:
"Murry, I am not worried about being hurt anymore because now I'm a lesbian!"
Seriously, I didn't know The Gay worked like that.
I'm not wondering about actual LGBT people, but can someone of the opposite sex treat you so badly that you'd give your own team a try?