Question:
I'm going out with my girls tonight and I don't have the slightest clue what's in style. Any suggestions? --D.A.
All these styles are what's hot in the streets. Look what you've got to choose from:
Tone-on-tone weavelets for the ghetto Virgin Mary look is hot.
Wear a bra that sutures your tittays directly onto your belly.
Or you can rock your clearance bra for all to see.
Blue contacts and a sunset blonde weave are club classics.
Think ahead: Wear your church gear to the club. We can't risk you losing your usher title.
Gay.
Spandex tights if you like the sweaty crotch look.
Don't forget to hit up Wong's Beauty Emporium for all of your accessories.
Get your sexy pose on when the cameras are on you.
Can't ever go wrong with haute couture.
And too much baby oil will do this...
When all else fails, get your hoe stroll on and make your money back you'll spend on parking.
All in all, D. A., I think you should rock this. It's all about coordination. You've got to cooooordinate.
And despite what the calendar says, yes, everything in this damn picture is still in style.
Good luck, girl! And take pictures!
