I just read this one online and screamed:
Scene: Me and a friend at the dollar store
Him: An old ass man in the store
"Baby, can I buy you something?"
>"We're in a dollar store."
"Well, pick out what chu want then!"
>"Ummm, no thanks."
"I got cable."
These are a few memorable ones for me. Good or bad, it's relative.
I'm walking to class after grabbing a quick snack:
Dude comes out of nowhere...
"Ooh, can I watch you eat that."
I bumped into a co-worker as he was turning around and our chests collided...
"Girl, you can put em on the glass for me anytime."
"Can we be friends?" Is the worst.
Though my adventures being an old man magnet never get old.
Post all you've got. I needs to know!
