Finally caught the rerun of the finale episode of Keyshia Cole's The Way It Is on BET.
I began to believe again in something that lost its magic back when I wee one.
Captain Save-A-Hoe is real.
And his ass is marrying Neffie, Keyshia Cole's sister.
People have always said that there is never going to be a man to come and scoop a woman, her children and her bad credit out of a situation and take it on as his own, no matter what Tyler Perry tries to say.
But girl! I've seen it with my own eyes! The cap'n got down on his knee and asked Neffie, a true damsel in distress, to be his wife.
That is too precious...
Neffie is unstable as runny shit and she found a dude to look at her crazy, irrational, forever slaning snot and tears ass and actually want to put that shit on paper!
He's real, y'all.
That's not to say that Cap'n ain't looking out for himself. He found an emotionally unstable chick with a house that is paid for, with kids whose school tuitions are paid up and slid his ass up on in there.
I tried and I tried to find the perfect video online just in case you're not familiar with the family or the show [maybe this will help], but sadly could not. But listen to me when I tell you... I watch their family on television and I don't want to share a sandwich artist at the local Subway with the Neffie Nem family, let alone want to be in it.
I can't even imagine.
Like I told INR, edited for television my ass, how could anybody but an exorcist watch the crazy ass shit that goes on in that family from grandmama on down and make you want to sign up for that shit?
Put Cap'n is not stupid. He got one who brought something to the table.
Capt., that was a sweet thing you did, but when she blows up on your ass...and she will blow up on your ass, please don't take off the cape to choke her ass.
Though I question Capt's sneaky motives and mental stability...
Still...
He's real.
