This week is J&B week on MS Spotlight. We will shine the light on Jhazzi & Boom.
Enjoy!!
MS Spotlight interview: Jhazzai
What are your other MS aliases, in any?
Yeah, I Said It!
Where did you grow up and where are you living now?
I grew up in Choclat City (Washington, D.C.) and I reside in sunny Los Angeles
Besides chatting up on MS all day, what type work do you do?
I'm a legal secretary who has nothing else better to do but laugh my way through working to keep from crying!
Do you have any hobbies?
Yep.
Are you single or married?
Any children (including pets)? I'm HAPPILY SINGLE with adults who reside on the east coast. I luvs the pets, but the pet hairs don't love me! *sneeze*
Did you dream last night? If yes, what was it about?
I dreamed that former President Bush and Laura's plane crashed in a swamp and they were swimming to get to this beat up azz shack in the woods in some remote area. Must've been them coontini's I had before I passed out!
What do you fear?
Dying!
Where do you want to be in 6 years?
On top of the damn world and doing whatever the fukk I wanna do - all day!
Where were you last night and what were you doing?
I was shopping, came home with the intention of going back out; drank a couple of coontini's and..., I have no recollection of anything after that!
One word to describe yourself.
Unpredictable!
When is the last time you cried?
I cried last week when azzhole azz Ervine Antonio Lupoe mowed his whole family down with a shotgun before taking his own life! SMDH!
If you could eat one last meal, what would it be?
Scrambled eggs w/cheese, applesauce, toast and a Mimosa!
If you were stranded on a deserted Island, which book and music CD would you like to have?
The book: "Diary of a Mad Legal Secretary" by Eve Haliburton (hellified hilarious) The CD: Chrisette Michelle's "I Am"
Is there anything about you that might surprise people?
I'm professional as all out, but when I let my hair down, it's da cussing! It fukks folk up! They see my cute little face, dimples, and big brown eyes and they swear up and down that I'm this innocent lil' Telly Tubby until I open my mouth! Don't let the smooth taste fool ya!
And finally, Lipton's 10 Questions:
Who in da hell is Lipton?
What is your favorite word?
Fukk
What is your least favorite word?
jealousy
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A man that has it all in the right places. A rod that I can ride, and an azz that I can make choclate splits on! YESS! He doesn't even need to know how to talk!
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Niggas!
What sound or noise do you love?
Lovemaking!
What sound or noise do you hate?
Fistfighting!
What is your favorite curse word?
Fukk!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Being a police officer so that I can lock all niggas up!
What profession would you not like to do?
Azzologist! I ain't checkin' nobody's dooky shoot!
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Gurl, you had me worried!
