Shhhhh...

The problem with having a public forum is that when its time to discuss things of a private or embarrassing nature it's always impossible to do so and it gets pushed to the side, but the other day, I discovered something that just may be an urgent problem in our community that must be addressed immediately.



We stank!



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Coco butter, World of Curls activator and pork fat has soaked into our pores and altered our DNA.


I didn't know all black folks had a smell, but white people have detected it and now they're telling everybody!


It started here.



It looked like a troll, but other people spoke out about it and agreed on the funk quotient.



Now we blacks all know what our grandparents told us about certain smells of certain groups of people Oh, Lassie!, but now the funk theory has come around full circle to bite us on the ass.



The question to my fellow African-Scented Americans is...What is we gon do?