Ladies Guide to Football

Ladies, the time of year has come in which we are the most neglected, Football Season!! So to help you get some Quality Time during this season, here’s some tips to help you survive. I hope this helps!!



1. Ladies learn the game. Ask questions, but not too many, they’ll get annoyed. Here’s a site to help you understand the game & the referees (The guys in the Black and White stripped shirts)



Check out these websites:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_football_positions

http://www.firstbasesports.com/football_signals.html

2. Research your significant other(SO)’s favorite team. Better yet, chose your own favorite team and see how they fare during the season.


3. Try watching a game with your SO. If you can barely pay attention, play the “Nicest Arse” game- where you pick out the player whose tights fit them the best. Hint: Defensive Backs or Tight Ends(pun intended) are usually the winners.



4. Please note halftime ≠ cuddletime. Highlights from the other games are usually aired during this period. The only way to get some “Special” time during this quick intermission is to stand in front of the TV in something sexy or initiate some “Couch Crushing.” LOL!!

5. If you refuse to participate, you can always go shopping, watch Lifetime, hang with your girls or have some “Me” time. Games usually last all day on Sunday, so find you something fun to do!!