Please Don't Let Them Be Black

Moms Allegedly Brawl at Chuck E. Cheese

Metro West Daily News

A child's birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant was cut short after a fight broke out between two mothers. Natick police said the mom of the 9-year-old birthday boy apparently became enraged because the other woman's son was "hogging" an arcade game.

Sgt. Paul Thompson said Catherine Aliaga, 38, and Tarsha Williams, 33, both of Boston, would be summoned into court to answer charges of simple assault and battery stemming from the scuffle.

Thompson told the MetroWest Daily News that police received a number of 911 calls about the fight Saturday night.

He said what started as a birthday celebration turned into a "birthday melee."

Why is this all over the news this morning?

Not too deep down, you know they're black. **sigh**

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What's Happening To Our Black Leaders?!

J. Holiday Arrested



The rising star was pulled over in Salisbury, Md. while driving home from a performance "at a high rate of speed" along with another vehicle.

A small amount of the drug turned up from Holiday's center console after a search.

Holiday (real name Nahum Grymes) faces drug possession charges along with the other occupant in his car, George Jackson.

In related news, Holiday has announced a 21-city tour that is slated to begin in just two days (Monday, Feb. 25). He will co-headline the month-long tour, which follows the re-release of his gold debut album, Back of My 'Lac, with fellow up-and-comer Trey Songz.
This publicity sh*t is out of control.
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Grymes. That's pretty ironic because J. Holiday is one gritty ass dude.

I get irked by him because I can't stand lazy ass looking R&B singers. There's a big difference between being laid back and fucking effort all together. He always manages to look like he sleeps on a friends couch in the basement and is an eye booger away from looking like Ned the Wino.

Could he at least try to look like a gentleman?

I'm not saying that he should fit in some sort of mold, but if you're crooning and trying to serenade the female population, you should at least look the part of a sophisticated, attractive, well-put-together young man.

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Moments In Progress: Tanisha "Pop Off" Fake Jamaican

Tanisha, currently of the Oxygen Network's Bad Girls Club, is the first black female character of versatility, playing an Oompa Loompa, Jabba the Hut, troll and garden gnome simultaneously while acting as the all-dimensional representation of a walking, talking asshole on the reality series. The long, wavy hair and lack of neck is a nice touch of realism.










Her man must be crazy not to answer her calls...




How did she kick open the door? I thought her legs were fused to her torso like her neck is to her chest.




Congratulations, Tanisha! You are one of a kind... and one of a kind enough that you don't have to have any children. You are so special that the world only needs one of you!

More of Tanisha, the troll trailblazer here.


This has been another moment in black progress.

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Moments In Black Progress: Knowles Edition

Isn't Tina looking like a bootleg Anna Mae Bullock?


The Knowles Clan, in their continuous pursuit to bastardize everything Creole and all that is associated therein, have momentarily turned their focus from funky fashions onto the computer peripheral market with this:



A chicken foot USB flash drive.

(LINK)

Tina is taking her wizardry know-how too far!




The Knowles Know No Good Company:

Your People Quit This B*tch!

Thanks, Onyx!

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